Dongs

Step 1: don't be Elliott.

Poopy Scott is gonna have a harder time picking their pockets but he'll find a way

Be hot young white and fit
Don't be black, asian, fat, old

>>428221

There's what appears to be an old/fat in the the back of the photo

The real question is can we get an ID on any of those hot studs in the front?

>>428224 that’s the sugar daddy. They tolerate his presence as long as he’s paying.

>>428221

Who gives a fuck who someone else wants to have sex with? Not everything has to be a college ad

Ask CtrlZAlt. It was his party.

https://twitter.com/CtrlZalt/status/1589795133532561409

Original tweet

https://twitter.com/ThroatMeNYC/status/1589779434331987968

>>428249 triggered. You must be fat yourself.

One day being an old fat gay will be illegal

People who are into this watch way too much porn. I've actually talked to the guy who hosted this, but he's such a slut it turned me off completely. I don't wanna worry about STD treatments before having sex with someone.

>>428275 go back to sleep grandpa. This is 2022. STD is not real.

any IDs on these sluts?

I expect we'll be seeing a lot more of this, sounds like it was filmed for sharing on these dudes OF and stuff

>>428524
Yeah, and death and taxes are not real either! LOL

Serious question.The gurls who attend these are aware and expect at least one STD right?

They’re all unattractive and there’s no antibiotic for that, hunny

>>428543 No. Tax is real. How else will the government collect money to send to the Zionist colony so they can kill non-white uncivilized natives?

>>428164 Guess the host should be glad he didn't live across from any children cause then they'd all be registered sex offenders.

>>428164 That seems like fun.

B-list, but fun.

>>428596
I bet you're the life of the party, no?

>>428617 that only happened twice when I got the highest bodycount during my time with the IDF. Am isghael chai.

What are the logistics? How does the host explain this to his doormen? What about his neighbors? How does he make sure none of his belongings get stolen? What if someone shits on his couch? Breaks a chair? I need to know details.

>>429034 I would imagine it’s normal ettiequte like any other party or gathering as far as respecting the host belongings. Doorman might suspect something but it’s not like the guys are showing up naked to the apartment. Only thing I wonder about is the noise. “Hey I’m having a party and the music is gonna be loud” is different than “hey I’m gonna be having an orgy and the fucking is gonna be loud”.

>>429087
And then having your doorman forever judge you for inviting all of these unattractive guys to your orgy

>>429101 he’s a doorman I’m sure he’s seen his fair share of mistresses and tranny hookers walk through the doors for married and “straight” residents as well as a bunch of other stuff.

>>429034 gurl I need these deets too. Truly what if there’s a shit stain on the couch? Are there complimentary douches? Can you douche in her bathroom if you showed up last min? What if you get hungry? Fiber for snacks?