Archive/Dongs 2018

they arent really fucking. nothing happens. not worth the 100.

I'm not sure if it's a trend or just OP doing it over and over, but what is with typing names like that?

>>1465 Yeah the price is ridiculous, shame they're not fucking. He has such an amazing though.

>>1467 It's done because he's set up google alerts and he'd be notified and get the content removed.

>>1467

it's so the post/link/forum doesn't show up when someone tries googles them. usually the person the topic is about. like if there's a nude of john smith and john smith wants them removed. he's far more likely to search for john smith nudes and not j0hn sm1th nudes.

Bryan Hawn nude...that should trigger the Google alert for him.

>>1504
Nice try? Pretty sure he knows about this place already, but I doubt the 1 person stupid enough to buy it does.

Dunno why I just laughed out load at the guy who said his name for the trigger alert lol

Hey Bryan, when you find this thread: Seek help for your personality disorder!

Well...

>>1449 is that him topping?

Who would ever pay to watch Bryan top? LMAO FOH.

>>2894 ewww look at those bumps in his glutes. He's supposed to have a natural ass but that TOTALLY looks like glute implants.

Those bumps? Do you not know how muscles are shaped? That's actually the way glutes are shaped when flexed - specifically the gluteus medius and gluteus minimus give that upper bulge shape when flexed. Look at bodybuilders when they flex their asses. Then, look at glute implants, which really target the gluteus maximus first and foremost because that's what gives the overall large, bubble shape. #anatomy

I don't understand why so many people are obsessing over this fug. Yeah, he has a great ass but that gay face ruins everything.

His face (and teeth) look rabid.

>>3444>>3457 This.

So you cant find Any good nudes of him

bryan hawn. just so the pathetic cunt will remove this. he has aids

Can someone please share this vid been waiting a while now lol

Dude looks like Jerri Blaaaaaaaaank

>>14218 makes jabba the hutt look like a supermodel hahahahaha

All I can say is WOW. I find him really attractive, I remember seeing him in Palm Springs Pride dancing and he was really good looking. I didn't know this was a room full of super models. It's a shame gays have to be this way, and no I'm not Brian bitch.

His face looks like a smashed pineapple

>>14338 = Bryan. Hi Bryan. Who won the $5,000, Bryan?

>>14425 I'm not Bryan dumbass, why don't you just email or tweet him about that.

anything from her onlyfans?

i literally only wanna see his hole

He took a moment out of his busy twerking/grifting schedule to post a tearful tribute (massive violent eye roll) to his dead cousin the other day. How thoughtful. I'm sure it warms cuz's heart to be featured amongst a bunch of softcore porn on girlfriend's Youtube channel. But anything for attention, right Bryan?

lmao jfc

>>19054
Holding onto affectations from the last century, such as gay men calling each other "her" is probably why you don't get laid, and could be a root cause as to why you're so pathetically bitchy. I'm sure being all fem was cute when you were a teen, but not so much in your older years, eh?

>>19071
If you dislike him so much, why post in threads about him, why follow his social media? Christ, you bitter jealous queens are the dirt worst. Did he turn you down or something? Get the fuck over it.

>>19320 "If you dislike him so much, why post in threads about him, why follow his social media?" Simple: To warn others.

Oh, and hi Bryan! You sound mad. You mad, bro?

>>19334
Warn others about what exactly? That they're not actually fucking? I assume >>1465 is you? Anyone with eyes can see that. And you're not just warning people are you? You're being a pathetically bitchy queen.

It's obvious you have some kind of personal issue (or you've convinced yourself it's personal) with him. The way you keep accusing people of being him makes it apparent you're trying to convince yourself he's aware of your existence.

Plus, the whole "to warn people" thing still doesn't explain why you're following his social media. And then posting updates on here about it. You're just...odd.

>>19688 Because you've been scamming people with fraudulent contests, self-written reviews for your piece of shit e-book and fake online commentary, Bryan. You know that. And why would anyone who's NOT Bryan be so invested in defending him? You mad, bro? Of course you'd love for me to stop following you on all of your grifting social media accounts so that I'd STFU and leave you alone so that you can keep grifting in peace, wouldn't you? Not happening.

Bottoms up!