Archive/Dongs 2020

>>127568 anyone have anything?

one of the most obvious self-posts like ever. LOL

>>130206
Truly sad and embarrassing. LOL A self-post if ever there was....
The dumb shit queens do to gain insta followers is beyond me. LOL

See the puddle under his tricycle. He pissed himself after being caught self posting!

>>130249
Amen, brother!

He looks like a retard mouth-breather.

Self promotion = total douchbaggery frat move. Are you friends with Pauly D and The Situation???? Just askin'

When you let your instagram account rule you this is what happens. facepalm x 3

Super cute though

>>127568 how can yall tell its a self post? Im lost

>>130374
yah i wondered that too.... i usually suspect a self post when the guy is objectively not attractive enough for anyone to really care...

This definitely isn’t a self post but please do continue

>>130405 that being saif one peak at his insta and it’s obvious he cares too much about insta but doesnt every other guy posted here

>>130270
Ha ha! Made my day.

>>130374
Because when someone tells you he "needs" to up his followers by "....at least 100K this year" I tend to take him at his word. Dont ask why. I dont know the reason, and I also dont care. But you know, it is superficial L.A. sooooo.......

>>130543 LOL he doesnt have the body snd face nor personality to pass 15k

>>130374 he posted a screenshot on his story of a DM of someone asking how a guy with no abs has 11k followers, and that was no shade all tea. LOL He even went so far to copy Sundaymorningsaints filter style for a series of pics and other LA gay photographers dragged him for it. He's young, messy, and desperate for clout.

>>130554
Agreed. His body is kinda ok, but the face is....well, not ugly but most definitely NOT hot or even "cute" as someone called him earlier. It's barely average. Very very average. Forgettable is the word. Hence the need to self post, I suppose?

This thread is pure gold! I came for peen but walk away with one valuable lesson.
DO. NOT. SELF. POST. EVER!
The bird-dog gays can sniff out 'self publicity' bullshit a mile away. Having said that, this one was so bloody obvious. Mark, how did you think you could get away with it!

>>130554
He can reach 100K followers if he pays for it. He can start with 100 followers for as little as $5 (sometimes even less!). All the way up to blocks of 1000 followers or more. Depends on what he's willing to pay. For top dollar he'll get 'real' (as in active accounts) rather than non-active ones.

But by the looks of it, M@rk already knows the tricks of the follower buying trade ;)

Am ALWAYS suspicious of normal looking gays who amass thousands of followers overnight, without any apparent talent or celebrity or looks.

>>130482
Awwwwwww.........a little upset now my precious snowflake? ;)

how can you tell he buys his followers?

so where his cock pix?

>>132681
Yeah, where ARE the cock pics! FUGLY guys like that tend to over compensate with nudes at the earliest/every single opportunity.

Like I was saying earlier. He's bound to have cock pics to distract from this FUGLY mug. Wtf! Looks like 45+ years old. Not hot. Just not hot.

Unless someone posts her cock in this thread, can we just stop giving airtime to this self-poster! Jeez...enough ALREADY.

>>132855
I've seen him plenty on the cocktail circuit. When he smiles his face looks fucked up, real bad. Like, wrinkled witch bad. His face mode goes from under average to ugly real quick.

>>132855 He looks fine, you basement-dwelling, hobgoblin looking cunt.

>>132855
I didn't believe till I saw it on his IG just now. How does a boy look 20 yrs older than he is?! He will age rapidly.

Not good enough to snag that Ralph Lauren Polo modelling gig he's been thirsting for since last year ;) On second thoughts, also not good enough for "second option" which is J.Crew.
Gotta give him credit tho. He does set his sights high.

>>133016 lol right??

He’s a horrible person. Used the death of his friend to promote his account.

My ex snapped and told him to his face that he'll never be a preppy model. This after 45 weary minutes listening to uninterrupted talk about his modelling dream.

He's not ugly, but he's an LA 2½ at best. Wherever he's from he was probably a 7 or even 10, and he thought he was gonna move to LA and make it big... I don't think so, sis. He got on Ellen once as a contestant and that all went to his head. He needs to hit a gym a lot harder if he wants to Derek Chadwick his way into the modeling biz. lol

Y'all are REALLY coming for this boy.. he's absolutely not a perfect 10, but he's nowhere near as unattractive as y'all are making him out to be. He's cute, but if he's saying the things people are claiming then yeah he's no prep model material.

>>159818
I've met him. Looked like a douche. Talked like a douche. Acted like a douche.

>>159920 He used to work at Barry’s in West Hollywood.
The retail / front desk people are not the nicest people in town, let’s just leave it at that.

it's just the law of the land.

if you're gonna be a total cunt to people, you'd better be flawless. otherwise the gays are gonna call you out as not hot enough to get away with being an asshole to people.

What's with the toddler tricycle!? Is he pedo-baiting now? Sad motherfucker.

>>159912 agreed. ive seen hotter dudes at my gym.. and im from the midwest! Theres a tons of 10 imo at my gym and if in LA standard they are still HOT AF LOL.

>>159818
Then you'll be glad to hear his insta follower numbers have not moved this whole year.

Nothing worse than a lowlife gaining profit from a friend's death.

>>160008 He’s also a social climber. Claims to be BFF with everyone, then the next insta story is him hanging out with his next BFF.

Has anyone fucked him? Asking for a friend....

>>160050
I can get over his attitude. If he bends over. And swallows.

>>160177
Ask him. wannabes do anything for likes and follows. Then post the pics!

He keeps posting about his unfurnished apartment’s balcony view which really is nothing in LA.

This guy couldn’t afford to purchase a bed, his new boss gave him one for free. He had to ask his “followers” how to get furniture (for cheap / free).

How does he afford those “trips” on his Instagram?

The comments on here must really be getting to him. A few days ago he posted on his IG story that his IG account is actually a parody of what people think the WeHo gay lifestyle is like, and that he's not like other gays etc, etc. LOL

>>161819 Is he really that low to check what others say about himself on here? I think someone may have messaged him about what was said on here.

I get that LA Kyle account is a parody. Mark’s account is the epitome of what pretentiousness is like - from fancy outings to ughhh I can’t afford furniture.

He gets invited to those hill pool parties and hangs out with some C list personalities (think of Real World Series on MTV). If that’s not pretentious, I don’t know what is.

Can someone explain his stories of himself randomly crying? Is he mentally stable?

>>161819 Sure Mark, that’s a parody account that you spend literally the majority of your time on just for the sake of poking fun at other typical LA douches. I definitely buy that.

And yet no self post or catfished dick pics anywhere. Mark must be hung like a gnat.

>>161996
"Mark must be hung like a gnat"
LOL! Best line in this thread.

>>161915 girl, I'm 98% sure he made this thread trying to up his IG followers. lol

>>161917
Probably crying because he hasn’t made it big. It’s an old story: kid from the sticks imagines he’s the hottest shit around and goes to LA with Hollywood dreams. It’s happened before. It will happen again.

I knew an awesome hometown boy. Popular, nice, and rich, he was school captain in a prestigious old boarding school. He excelled in teen athletics (at a national level) and was bright too. Later, he attended one of the world’s best universities while simultaneously hosting a popular nationally televised kids’ TV show. Started a successful business and got into legit modelling from age 16 because he is so ridiculously good looking: tall, blond, hot bod, handsome, killer smile, the whole works! He moved to LA to make it big and snagged a co-hosting spot in just one or two short-lived TV series. And that was all. The end! He had more awesome talent and model good looks in his little finger than Mark has in his whole body. And yet he couldn’t break thru and sank without a trace! So how on earth could Mark J@nnini be surprised and cry (literally) that LA hasn’t recognized him when better people before him have tried and failed!?

>>162055 I’d love to know who that is. If he’s really that talented (and good looking), I’d like to stay updated with what he’s currently working on than wasting my time scrolling past mediocre photos of Mark.

Mark hangs out with Ariana, a chick with a big bitch face, another model wanna be.

teeth like bleached indian corn, pug nose, bad attitude, and poor.

i hope he IS reading this.

>>162055
Compared to that, this guy stands no chance of acting/modelling gigs. He is no looker and pretty boys are a dime-a-dozen in this town....

omg why are you guys so mean??????