Archive/Dongs 2021

been wanted to see his nude for so long

>>209149 everyone said he's a total ass and has a small dick.

while i can't confirm the first part, someone eventually posted a dick pic in the last thread on him, and it was indeed tiny.

He's not tiny at all. A good thick 8" uncut. Kris is super sweet and a great fuck.

>>209374 any tea? and nude?

His dick pic has been posted on here before, look in the archives. His dick is so tiny it almost doesnt exist!!

There we go, hes a power bottom! was taking Philip VG's cock up his ase for a while.

He is a dirty guy. Saw his cruising in Liberty Department store in London in the toilets looking for cock. Much uglier in person.

Is he healthy?

>>209516 really? still wanna see he erected cock of him, who is Philip VG?

LMAO at "thick 8 inches"

>>209374 what embarrassing bullshit that's already been disproven

Oldie but goodie https://we.tl/b-UpbKTYkq2i

he’s sexy as fuck though; he can have an average dick

that link comes up blank?

agreed, very hot and i like his cock size tbh. any more videos? :)

I don’t see anything it’s just a blank link

>>209714 it doesn't show anything

is he top/bottom

>>209582 https://www.instagram.com/van_den_hoogenband/

>>210074 he is hot, any nude of him? :)

cannot wait for more of him

there must be more :)

>>209831 Change the extension of the file to mp4

Yes. Please change the extension of the file :)

thanks for the tip

Anyone hooked up with him?

Is the jerk off video of Kris of Philip VG?

i wanna see more of Philip VG

>>210074 mmm anything on the ex?

Kris looks good on instagram, shit in real life. And his cock is just too tiny, no wonder he's a power bottom.

Would love to see a pic or vid of Kris being ploughed by Philip

Hot! Kris and Philip should start an onlyfans, it would be so hot!

lets see more of them, both are hot

I'd just love to see Kris hard for starts :p

U are gonna need a magnifying glass cause its tiny! so small, its all foreskin, that isn't him in the video

>>211938 I wanna know what Kris did to you. Get rejected for not being hot?

"What Kris did to me?" ... nothing. Never even met Kris.

Kris why are you writing messages on topics about you? So obvious its you.

I just think you are not hot and not my type at all and have a tiny dick, that is all. Each to their own little man.

ignore him, and dont get distracted, someone is just jealous, please share his nude

>>211977 "you're just jealous" is even more annoying than that dude who says everyone is on roids.

>>212329sexy

wanna see his video so bad!

he hangs with mrj@mesbundy a lot

any video of Kris? :)

>>209487 i like his body, anymore

news?

hot af

lets get the video

Ugly in the flesh.

any more nude please

Is that true? Ugly in person? I heard he isn’t the nicest person who ever walked the earth.

He's the sweetest person. Mostly top. I know him from his days in NYC

cant believe still no nude...

>>215637 when your cock is as tiny as his, it's not that much of a surprise he doesn't have nudes floating around

>>215646 wurd

Mostly top!?!? it must feel like a bee sting without the pain

I mean could well be a grower

need to see hard cock

here to see it grow!

It doesn't grow much. Trust me!

Would still love to see!

>>216378 exactly!

cant believe there is still nth...

he is very handsome

Stop self posting Kris sweetie ... you make it so obvious.

>>218514 yeah the constant replies to this one sound like it's him trying to deflect from his miniscule meat.

don't know him but most accounts seem to say he's got a nasty attitude. whoopsie!

>>218558 not reall care about his personality as none of us really know him, just wanna see his hot stuff

i still wonder if that b/w is even him tbh

The b/w is him, umistakable cock, all foreskin nothing else.

The video is not him.

any video of him then?

wont't let this die

Has anything actually anything been posted before?

any video of him?

Or photo! :p

Stop posting Kris. Know it's you.

>>222165 he does have a massive ego... and a tiny cock

I hope he reads that, lol

If all of this was him self-posting surely there would be a photo?

It is him self posting I promise you. Who cares about a photo. If you see him in the flesh you will see what I mean - totally average bordering on ugly.

>>222521 next time you see him; tell him we want dick pics

Yes Kris ... carry on self posting sweetie, guess you got more time on your hands now your not able to cruise public bathrooms.

lol i dont think is self post, all we here just wanna see the D, anyway where is it!

This is the funniest thread. And all the positive replies sound like they were written by the same person.

>>222794 all the negative responses too

Seriously a lot of discussion for not much action

>>223392 cant agree more

Any time someone says something nice about someone else on here it must be them talking about themselves. But all the bad stuff is true. You guys have some serious shit wrong with you. Sad lives you all lead.

>>224014 preach

>>224014 word! still wanna see his new pics though :) just be nice to each other

any luck on him?

he loves jerking off in the showers at EQ with boys. mostly soho

He loves cruising toilets as well.

Cruised me at eq in SF

he's very careful who he sends on grindr

>>209031 for so much talk about him ive never seen s nude. douche in perosn tho

>>232161 what's his grindr pic?

Anyone have the video to re-up?

He put up a story of him moving. Still in SF?

I reallyyyy want to see another photo

any new nude of him?

have i missed anything on him?

in London now guys

You prob won't catch COVID from him, but you will catch something else ...

Weirdest looking dick I have ever seen on someone ! I like foreskin, but not like that, and so tiny.

Yuck! Philip was fucking him, but they are both past their time now, 2 old queens

New nudes?!

>>253564 think he is relocated back to London now, who is Philip?

yummy chest

>>254091 any more?

i find him very hot

Have you seen him in person?? He's ugly. Grey hair in parts on his head, and looks old.

That’s why he hired a hooker to travel through Europe with him.

Whose the hooker?

.

He never hired him Sweetie, they were fuck buddies for a while. Philip must like small cocks

any video of them?

Does a video exist? I would love to see it, they are both hawt !!!

there is one where he gets fucked

>>259488 hired? she’s too cheap and broke to hire anyone

no idea why you all hate him so much, if you know share the tea rather just share hateful comment

Post the video please

Have any of you seen the vid of him getting fucked?

Whose fucking him in the vid?

come on guys

Self posting again Kris?

video please!!

What a cock!! Just not in a nice way ... the foreskin is bigger than the shaft.

any new pics of him? always on grindr

would love to see him hard

by the way anyone video of him?

Cmon Kris

anything since he moved back to london?

no cock pic at all?

Scroll up for the cock pic ... you prob never saw it cause its so teeny. His foreskin is bigger than his cock.

any video of kris?

he's old now and creepy

any news?

back in london now, on grindr

>>282273 whats his profile said?

ugly if you meet him.

ugly dick if you ask me x2

intrigued to see his D

whats his grindr?

Self post !!!

still no nude?

still a self post Kris??

He moved back to LDN cause Philomena moved back to HAM. Kristopher hoping he might become a lady ....

He moved back to LDN cause Philomena moved back to HAM. Kristopher hoping he might become a Dame ....

What I don't understand Kris is are you not ashamed that your pin prick pee pee is all on show here? Or do you seriously think we think you don't see this????? Maybe its time to come out for the second time in your life huni x

he is in Copenhagen now

no luck since he moved to London?

>>298783 there was an extensive search done of his undies but no sign of his penis anywhere

His penis is shown in the photo above, its so small though you prob can't see it. Get those spectacles out girl

yet havent seen any video by far

There is apparently a vid of him being fucked by Philip Van Den Hoogenband.

There is no such person named Phillip van der Hoogenband. His real name is Dirschauer.

Phillip identifies as Trans-Dutch.

Wotever ... I wish they'd get a onlyfans so we can see more. I think they are both hot

>>303232 where?

news?

He's got old ... crusty ... ugly

He syes his hair cause its going grey. lol. He even dyes his grey hair grey lol lol.

why everyone hates him? and yet there is no nude?

No one hates him, but just playing with him cause a lot of the posts are him self posting. There is a pic of his dick, scroll up to the black and white pic. Its teeny tiny!

was he on Grindr?

Dunno. he usually cruises toilets. dirty queen

>>330881 any tea?

Hi Kris sweetie ... love your self-posts. hope you all well x

HIV poz...deal breaker

>>332739 for real?

>>332739 there’s so many guys that are poz in the millennial generation. I think zoomers will be the generation with the least HIV cases.

>>332819pic,vid?

How do you know Kris is HIV+?

how do you know he is +?

>>332976 kinda bad on my part...duane reade pharmacy bag was on a closet floor by his bed...i looked and i saw the medication name...i remembered it and googled it in the bathroom and i saw it was hiv meds...i saw this after we hooked up

Bet it was generic prep and not truvada and your poppered head didn’t comprehend what you read

If it's just truvada or descovy, it's for prep. Unless he's got other combination drugs.

>>333189 it wasnt truvada or descovy...i think it was a long name with an E

>>333299 Probably Truvada/PrEP. The active ingredients are Emtricitabine / Tenofovir. The name starting with an E was probably "Emtricitabine".

>>333304

Does that mean Philip van den Hoogenband also has it? No wonder he has gone so quite!

Did you tell him you saw his medication and why he didn't say anything to you? Hope you used protection

He is known to cruise toilets.

>>333398 which one?

Even if this whole story is true. Which is... Doubtful...

Why are you exposing someone's HIV status? That's fucked up bro.

>>333437 preach

>>333397 i didnt confront him...i rushed out bc i was really flustered...i didnt use a condom but ive tested negative since

>>332739 Jordan top?

>>333452 Jesus, quit being such a dick about this. If you aren't using condoms, you yourself should be on Prep. If you are, you're fine. But even if you aren't, it sounds as if he's being treated. If he's undetectable, you can't get HIV anyway. If you're on Prep and he's undetectable, you've probably got a better chance of being hit by lightning than getting HIV. Worry about other STIs and quit shaming people over their HIV status. It's gross.

No doubt you were topping him

>>333461 poz face spotted

Oh dear Kristopher ... What do you have to say about all these comments poppet? Don't keep so quite all the time, we know you read this x

>>333452 see that’s your fault, you should’ve worn a condom or be on prep. No one forced you to fuck him.

Maybe he should be honest with people about his status?

Don't you know, Kris is the only gay in the world who doesn't visit this website ;)

>>333586 I know I should’ve worn a condom. But I didn’t.

It used to be a crime to lie about your status but the poz crowd lobbied and now you just get a slap on the wrist.

>>333785 What on earth are you talking about?

Assume everyone is HIV+ and act accordingly. You are responsible for your health. If you don't want to expose yourself to any risk, don't have sex. Otherwise, take your HIV phobia and shove it.

>>333788 couldn’t have said it better myself. Is it lame some guys lie, yes. But as someone mentioned you’re not being forced to fuck that person. Sex is risky but there’s condoms and PrEP. You’re supposed to technically use both at the same time. So in the end it’s up to yourself to protect yourself.

Oh dear Kris! wot are we going to do with you?!

What the fuck! I hate these proponents of take care of yourself and dont ask. These AIDS spreaders should rot in jail and not spread HIV all over the world. If you get the bug you MUST tell your sexual partner you got it. It is not the other way round. This selfishness should not be supported. It should be condemned and deplored. But I get it given the fact that almost all insta thots are poz and want to spread the bug around they back up themselves by blaming the others.

>>333862

Agree with u gurl

>>333862

Completely agreed with you until you claimed that it's a "fact" that instathirsty thots are poz. I believe that HIV+ people must accurately divulge their health status, regardless of their medication regimen. But I'm not aware of any statistics around the HIV rates of instagramers.

He must of given it to Philip. That's why they have both gone so quite.

>>333862 My goodness, what a little prisspot you are. And calling HIV “the bug” - no one has used that term since the 80s. You sound like an elderly pearl-clutcher with outmoded thinking and a complete lack of understanding of human behavior. Fifteen percent of people with HIV do not know they are infected. HIV can be transmitted well before antibodies can be detected.

Unless you show up for sex with two negative fourth-generation HIV tests (one taken six weeks ago and a current one) along with a sworn affidavit stating that you had no sexual contact during those six weeks, you cannot claim that you are not carrying the virus.

If I ask you today if you are carrying HIV, you cannot answer fully or truthfully unless you have completed that process.

I’m still not going to fuck you though.

>>333949

You should still disclose tho honey especially if you know.

But I do agree u should act like every load you’re cum guzzling after your night at the eagle is poz or other STIs.

>>333984 “You should still disclose tho honey especially if you know.”

I’m not sure what you should disclose if you don’t know...honey.

>>333997

Sweetie so if you have HIV medication laying around your room you can still pretend to be dumb and not know your status?

Yes Kris honey, it wasn't candy you bought at the store, it was HIV meds poppet. Maybe be honest next time instead of trying to get others infected.

>>334003 On, snookums, if you knew anything about prep, you’d know that you have to be HIV- before it is prescribed.

The level of ignorance on this thread is stunning.

kris is really bad at the clever clapbacks, SNOOKUMS

Its quite wicked really, to let some guy fuck you raw when you damn right well know you got the bug. Kris is just another statistic who shows you these instagram lives that look so good on the surface are about as fake and depressing as he is. Think about that next time you are on the gram thirsting over some saddo

>>334056 I’m not here to analyze anyone’s lifestyle or choices, moral or otherwise.

I want pictures for my spank bank. It’s called “dongs,” not “days of our lives.”

Ymmv but I don’t really care how they portray their lives on IG. I am here for the hole and the pole of hot guys.

>>334064
We have a lot of mutual friends and even they all think he can be a massive entitled prick, which is ironic given that he has a small dick.

whats new with him?

He's busy infecting boys on purpose.

>>344986 wait what?

>>344986 this is the kind of libelous fuckery that will get this site shut down. Watch yourself, faggot.

whats new with Kris

Kris Sweetie is that you again??

Can someone pls repost the we transfer file?