Archive/Dongs 2021

Threads like this are ruining this site. What's his name? Socials? Anything

>>245481
You're ruining this thread!

>>245480 i forgot his name but i know people only ever say negative things about him when he is posted here

do you understand the whole point of this website is to share hot guy’s (basically insta gays*) nudes or to shit on their personalities and spill tea. that’s it babe. so if you’re not doing one or the other, don’t even post!!

*of course they can be straight. we just wanna see a hard cock and nice bod. it’s really not that complicated..... but y’all r some dummies

>>245516 negative thing really? why?

>>245481 Use the GIS.

>>245517
"but y’all r some dummies"
Says the learned gentleman with the excellent grasp of grammar and spelling.

lmao @super hung... sis, you're still trying?

in a midst of a pandemic you're still after more followers. I cannot.

>>245480 umm this is such an obvious self post. Mark, were all laughing at you 😂

This is a self-post?! Dammit. He kinda really cute tho...

>>245480 lol he’s definitely not hung. Way smaller than average but cute ass.

Sorry haters. He's incredibly hot and horse hung. Guys I know he's been with always talk about him and can't get enough of that juicy cock! Deal with it.

>>245782 if this is a self post it’s fucking hilarious. Have received nudes from him and it’s a good 3/4 inches hard

He can slap me in the face with his donkey dick any day. It's massive. I've told him to start an OF but he's such a shy guy, terrific personality.

This is the most pathetic self-post I have seen. The guy is handsome but Jesus, be somewhat subtle.

>>245786 I don't think it's a self-post, but someone that's obsessed w/ him trying to use reverse psychology to get his detractors to post what they've got to prove them wrong or whatever. You see it all the time on here. lol

>>245812
He's handsome and got a big ol' cock from what I've been told. There's nothing to detract about this guy! You're clutching at straws here.

Pics?

>>245480
Wait, I thought he a bottom?

>>245824 sure, sis.

hes v fit

I'm literally in love here.....does he scort???

>>245824
Did Trump write this?

>>246024 really! This guy is an asshole who uses others. He’s got no friends left in LA. I’m surprised he hasn’t ran home yet

>>245480 you've got a pug nose and a mini dick, hun

>>246030
Sorry to burst your bubble. He's got plenty of real friends all over the place, both in LA and back home. Not surprising since he was popular in school and after....haters gonna hate.

>>246041
Wow, you're a mean person. And plenty other guys obviously don't agree with you. Just look at the preceeding posts. He's good looking, but you don't go for his type of look. Understood. But don't go calling names when plenty other people think he is HOT!

>>245991
No he definitely does NOT escort!!!!!!

>>246044 lmao, didn't think this was self-post b4, but now I do. YIKES.

>>246044 hahaha hi mark 👋 this is embarrassing for you

raise your hand if you've seen mark's small peepee and laughed behind his back

me

>>246045 Mark, I know life is hard right now, you’re not making good money, and Ralph Lauren wants nothing to do with you, but honey... this isn’t the way to satisfy your ego.

>>246051 oop, please do tell

This entire thread is comedy GOLD.

So the OP is self-posting and apparently has a small penis? Yikes.

This is an absolute car crash. I can hardly bear to read it, but I can't look away!

>>246055 he doesn’t send nudes because “he’s a public figure” .... now I know it’s just because it’s small and he doesn’t want to show people. Lol

>>246053 Bullshit. I know for a fact he was gonna have a Ralph Lauren campaign.

>>246053 a full Ass read

>>246058 lol so where it at then?

>>246058 "was gonna" lmao.

>>246058 was gonna? So it didn’t happen. So Ralph Lauren isn’t interested in him. Yeah that’s what I thought

who is she? and how do y'all know him? more pics?

Sorry I’m still laughing at him being a “super hung college athlete” I’ve hooked up with him, it’s nothing to Bragg about. I dont know why he would post this, so I’m skeptical

>>246064 @m@rkj@nnini

>>246068 thanks.

This is supposed to be a Ralph Lauren model? LOL!

>>246069 he’s just a privileged white boy with an over-inflated ego. He’s not going to be anything.

>>246065 is he a pathological liar?

YAWN. The haters are soooo predictable, it's almost a funny joke. Same hate and lies over and over. Everything but the truth! Well here's something to blow your mind: I have met him plenty of times here and he's NOTHING like the shit you guys are saying. He's smart, courteous, super friendly to all, and hot IRL. Case closed!!!

>>246085 yeah well he was a cunty bitch to me at the barry's desk years ago. Because I wasn't a hot weho insta thot.

>>246113 you're rich enough to afford equinox and you work out.

what reason does this pug nosed desk clerk have to be a cunt to you?

I just checked out his insta (it's public btw) and he seems like a real chill guy. Plenty of BLM, anti-racist, anti-police posts, as well as super cute shirtless pics etc. So he's actually handsome and on the right side of history. Can't ask for more than that!!!! Just don't get the hate here guys. Just chill.

>>246085more like closet closed amirite

>>246158

So you have established he is retarded and submits easily to groupthink and peer pressure. Hope he never is in need of first responder care.

>>246171 you can't be serious there?

>>246173
He's good. He's anti-Trump AND anti-police. Anyone who is against Trump and police is a good person IMO.

>>246181 fundamentally agree but 1) judging people based on this superficial opinion is just stupid and 2) why does that matter on this forum?

this thread is one person trolling himself XDDD

I looked at his profile too, looks like he has Down syndrome. How did he cause this uproar I have no idea

>>246240 meet him in person And you’ll quickly understand.

So if someone assaults you for being gay...are you going to turn to a social worker to bring you justice? Or are violence and hate going to come to a magical end because you have abolished law enforcement?

The lack of common sense on here is just mind-boggling.

>>246181

That is about the dumbest fucking statement I have heard in a long time. "He believes what I believe. Must be a good person."

>>246408
Everyone has got black tiles on their insta now. From celebs to normal people and just about every lgbtq person I know. So we must try something different to police. Policing is outdated thinking, like gay-bashing and racism is outdated thinking.

>>246408 most gay bashings aren't even reported because police don't take it seriously anyway, so the point you are trying to makes is dumb.

>>246181 A lot of it is performative with him, same like how he keeps posting about his dead friend to garner sympathy points or his half-naked (heavily edited) pics pretending he has body-positivity issues or cares about anyone else's. He's a mess, and wants very badly to be hot enough to post thotty pictures on his IG and be an IG model. There is a reason why after living in LA for (over?) a year, he's still single. lol

>>246442
Are you implying that lots of insta gays are shallow, vapid and are only playing 'follow-the-leader' on issues such as Trump, BLM, marriage 'equality' etc etc!!! Nooooo.

Because if you are implying these things, then I only have ONE thing to say to you: I believe you!

>>246462 Exactly. But be cautious in pointing that out. The gay hive mind doesn't like to be challenged.

>>246490
It needs to be pointed out, unfortunately. We've gone from being closeted and oppressed to throwing our weight around like arrogant, bitchy shits in just two decades. Both are bad extremes and not where we should be. We need to be in the sensible middle, like Lucky Pierre! (Sorry, couldn't resist a joke.)

>>246158 Everyone should be aware of what BLM really is. They turn violent criminals into holy martyrs, choosing the absolute worst possible role models for young black men, while ignoring the deaths of good men from their community such as David Dorn. BLM has an emotionally manipulate name but the BL only M to them if they can blame the white man for the death.

I don't give a shit if you call me racist, I will be the first to point out how violent and hateful the blacks have been towards LGBT people. the reason why black trannies are murdered at a disproportionately high rate... Is because they live in Black communities where homophobia and transphobia are rampant to the point where it is considered socially acceptable to just kill them.

Any white gay man (the new boogeymen of the lgbt) that support blm is an idiot.

>>246720 go away racist idiot.

I'm sure you're the one leaving slurs for black and jewish people all over this website.

Don't forget it was black trans women and drag queens who STARTED the LGBT rights movement back in 69 so you could drool over white gays on steroids that won't ever sleep with you :)

>>246720 you sound dumb as shit. Blm is for police reform which includes all people it just started because police were getting away with killing all people and also if youd listen youd know that many blm supporters say if you do not support lgbt then you do not support blm. Dummy.

more trolling

How did we go from a super hung Ralph Lauren model swinging his massive donkey dick around to talking about shit politics?

does anyone have any pics of his dick?

>>246821 Because sanctimonious left-wing morons simply can't help themselves from injecting politics into EVERY thread. That's why. It really is pathetic.

>>246893

The irony of your comment is clearly lost on you.

>>246894 This is a nudes and gossip forum. It isn't Reddit. If you can't understand that GTFO

if his dick is so small let’s see it

mental illness the thread

>>246894
Clearly you've not read the posts preceding his. Otherwise you would seen exactly what he meant. But please, don't let inconvenient facts get in your way...

>>246731

>and also if youd listen youd know that many blm supporters say if you do not support lgbt then you do not support blm.

Literally NOBODY say this except for a few 16 year old "queer" and "bisexual" girls on twitter and tiktok. Step out of your little echo chamber ASAP. Black people hate your faggot ass.

>>246721

>Don't forget it was black trans women and drag queens who STARTED the LGBT rights movement

No they didn't. They arrived when the riot already started (by fem gay white males btw).
In 2020 we are all required to tell a narrative that doesn't risk somehow inadvertently downplaying the contribution of women, non whites, or trannies, so the net effect is to downplay and erase the contribution of the people who mostly did the work, WHITE GAY MEN, who are STILL heavily stigmatized and marginalized and socially excluded.

>"white men are privileged"

yeah and being gay basically removes all that privilege, especially if you are a flamer.

Again, step out of your sjw echo chamber, faggot.

>>247318 just kindly get your homophobic ass off a gay pic forum you ignorant dickhead

>>247321

>Can't argue the facts so i'll just accuse you of being homophobic, even though you're gay yourself lol

Go back to twitter, faggot.

>>247332 they're mentally ill. they all have symptoms of rape trauma from being raped when they were kids. most of them are low intelligence as well. no amount of facts or logic can help them.

The super hung former college athlete/RL model is now pissed at all the loony lefties for taking over his thread and boring everyone's asses off with BLM, anti-Trump bullshit, instead of talking about HIM!

BLM was Co-founded by self-proclaimed Marxists. Fruit of the poisoned tree.

So you are conflating victims of child sex abuse with adult sexuality, intelligence and political opinions? :/

>>247355
If I were stupid enough to be part of the unruly mobs tearing down statues, the first one to go should be Marx's bust on his grave. Marx: evil mastermind of the ideology which has killed tens of millions last century. How's that for oppression?!

>>247357

And impoverished how many millions more? My BF from Venezuela is a refugee. He is horrified at the rampant stupidity of Americans towards the markets. Seen it all before.

How did it get to some troll now yelling about Marxism? Marxism is needed my friend, the current result of capitalism is seen right in front of you. Stocks are at an all-time high yet half of the US is unemployed with their jobs not ever returning. Of the jobs available you get paid scraps, low hours, and no benefits.

>>247361
You didn't mention the gulags, liquidating 'class enemies', bloody purges, show trials, 5 year plans, secret police etc. LOL But please never let the facts get in the way...

>half of the US is unemployed with their jobs not ever returning

you seem to be retarded. how did you manage to get on this site?

>>247361
Add to that bread queues (what fun that must be!), censorship, compulsory politic indoctrination, forced labor, leader cult worship. So yeah, Marxist life be so cool! LOL

>>247361

Please turn in all the fantastic products of capitalism in your possession and join an Amish community. Marxism is a pure and total cancer based on theft and ensuring poverty and misery shared by all. The only thing in life that I would agree should be free are Helicopter rides.

this threat is actually hilarious...a homophobic republican arguing against Marxism on a gay nudes forum lol

>>247550
Your braggadocio is undercut by the fact that you and your ilk (a.) brought politics into this thread (not 'threat') and (b.) your complete spinelessness in mounting a cohesive counter argument. Now drop your bankrupt Marxism here and let the rest of us get back to cock and ass!

>>247553 nah mate just go away...BLM!

>>246731

>if youd listen youd know that many blm supporters say if you do not support lgbt then you do not support blm.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

my black friend: "it's scary it is to think that if blacks were the majority it might already be law that you get the death penalty for being gay" but i guess sjw and twitter fags know black people better than him

>>247792 the majority of american cultures are homophobic not just black people

>>246113
He left Barry’s WeHo around Jan 2019 I think. There’re worse front desk people out there. One of his girl BFF is a real cunt. Mark on the hand always smiled at me when we made eye contact.

This thread is a little too heavy on politics, a little too light on the pics.

So he is gay? Lots of talk about his penis. I take it he gets around but doesn't use hookup apps?

We hooked up. He's ok looking in person but really very immature and a little "slow". Came to LA to be a Weho gay and I think he's only not finding out that he can't rely on his Insta-body forever. Doesn't have many actual friends here and the ones he does have are just trying to sleep with him. I almost feel sorry for him because he's young and naive.

>>247590
How's that BLM going for you right now? LOL. Seems to be dying the slow death of waning interest. ha ha

>>248022 are you dumb? (yes), just because it's not "trending" does not mean these protests aren't still going on and getting shit changed. use google, sis.

>>248016 that's a bit sad, poor guy

>>248016
Is he a top or bottom? He’s all inclusive on Insta but difficult to make a genuine connection with.

>>248030

"Getting shit changed" you mean destroying public art and monuments and ensuring any small business in an urban area will likely be sunk when their insurance renewals come due? Just like it did in DC during the 68 riots. History will repeat itself, I am sure this will be a decade of urban decay, followed by a decade of aggressive law enforcement in the 30's when people come to their senses.

>>248016 He sort of looks..."slow". Not a real intellectual titan.

>>248030
Coverage is the lifeblood of these clueless children. If it's not gonna be seen then they don't bother doing shit. They're just like those westboro baptist crazies. Put down the news camera and they pipe down real quick and just stand around.

>>248160 "public art". do you really care that much about confederate general statues? There hasn't been any riots in weeks now but here you are still harping on that bullshit.

Is that you Bryan Hawn?

>>248168 There are riots and protests daily still...
a white non binary BLM protestor was just run over and killed by a black person in seattle last night.

>>248436

Can we give that that black dude in Seattle a medal? A gift certificate to Popeye's at the very least.

>>248168

If I was Bryan Hawn, I would finally flash my cock and get down to the nitty gritty and film my ass getting hammered. All people would want, anyway.

>>248436
One less 'non-binary' (what the fuck kind of designation is that anyways?!) protester means we're making progress.

>>248436 The same seattle where they shot two black men next to CHOP?

in some previous thread wasn't there a pic of him pissing while sitting in a k!d's tricycle? Some weird fetish shit he likes??

Whenever I feel down. I re-read the comments to about half way down. It's pure comedy gold. In a crash-and-burn, self post gone wrong sort of way. Forget about the rest of the comments - mostly lefty political crap..
I thank providence for giving us Mark Jannini - wannabe RL Polo model - for comedy relief!

>>293336
It’s because of “lefty crap” that you aren’t stoned to death or hanging from rafters like all those people in backwards muslim (towelhead) nations.
Bryan hawn is full of lol. #onlywhitelivesmatter hahaha.

>>293337
It's because of "lefty crap" that rioters can act with impunity in lefty run cities. Suck on that big one.

>>293339
“Big one?” That retort was more pathetic than Bryan hawns micro penis and recording career combined.

>>247357

You are my type of guy. America needs to clean house. We need a Franco or Pinochet to clear out the parasitic and intellectually devoid waste that is causing all the division in this country.

>>293340

From what we have seen, his bulge is pretty decent sized, actually.

>>293343 HAHA....yeah cuz Spain and Chile have always been such powerhouses on the global stage. It's shocking to me how people can justify their hatred for people with different views or skin colors.

Please stop sharing me here

You can share me, but only if you say flattering things about me. Thx.

His dick really is quite big. Great hygiene and overall wholesome man to be around and enjoy

>>293462. LMAO

Prep school boy who assumed he'd be a shoo in as a 'preppy model'. Delusional or what?

Has anyone actually seen/stroked/sucked/rode his cock?! Lots of talk but no pics of Polo boy. Time to pony up....

I'd do him regardless. But is he top or bttm??

He hasn’t posted anything on insta for like 2 week now. Highly unusual.

>>294561
He lives in Brooklyn now. I guess his recruiter job is fully remote?

>>246044 this self post is so sad omg. Seek treatment

>>293462
Pics?

>>354612 Stay jelly, bitch

He's living the model life in Manhattan, your just an ugly toll on the internet

>>354639 LOL he's not a model wtf

and it's you're* not your

>>354640 Jealousy is a disease

>>354639
He doesn’t even post much on Instagram anymore.

This thread just keeps on giving and giving....thanks for the belly laughs, fellas!

All this app and no cock? ugh!

He's so fucking beautiful.

10/10 would def do. Bet he's super hung too.

Yum yum yum!

He unfollowed Chris D@ze. They were bff in LA.

Maybe like someone said he used everyone in LA now he has now friends?

>>354771
You’re a very dedicated troll.