Archive/Dongs 2021

Hahaha this boy was only a model in his delusions, and even there he didn’t fit the look

>>257638 fuck

I’m curious to know why he’s being said “slow”.

He’s definitely a textbook example of woke on Insta but does everything the opposite in his real life.

FYI: J.Crew was his 'back up' option if Ralph didn't reply to his 'portfolio'. If he's really leaving town, then I'm presuming J.Crew didn't call him either. Ah, the life of a wannabe preppy model. lol. Just because he attended prep school he thought he'd glide in as a preppy look model. Big deal! I attended private school too, but never assumed I'd be a preppy model just because of that. He needed a healthy dose of reality.

damn all the gays are moving out of NYC and LA and going back to their families. I wonder how long this will last...

Maybe Old Navy or WalMart can give him a modelling contract?

>>257758 As long as corona lasts. Nothing is as cheap and comfy as Mom's BnB.

Did he score any modelling gigs in LA at all??

this pandemic is no joke. most parents are taking it very seriously and making their kids move back home. that's what happened w/ S3@n D@ni3ls. lol his parents were like you're fucking moving back home, and he's back in Texas. lol

Yeah, unless they are in a relationship or they ain't got no room it seems like most parents are making their kids come.

>>257811 it’s possible for the kids to say “no”, you are aware right?

>>257836 lmao

>>257836 Why would you, tho? If you are living in the (new) epicenter of a pandemic and your folks are super worried and tell you to move back home until shit calms down... why wouldn't you? Unless you hate them or something. lol

>>257836

No when their parents are the ones helping them make ends meet with rent and the expensive life in NYC... it's not that they could say no, they just won't survive living by their own

>>257811 Isn't he in his 30's? Bit lame.

>>257918 right? such a turn off that he would want to be near his family during a pandemic...

He can always escort. No more shame in doing that. I noticed a sharp increase of guys in my area by almost 100% You gotta do what you gotta do, and his bod ain't bad despite the personality issues. The ass is real fine on him, I've seen it.

>>257939 too fat to escort

>>257939 I don't think he's moving home because he can't afford LA, in fact he was getting a bunch of congrats on his story a few weeks ago because he landed some job he had been trying to get or something. It's because of the pandemic. He literally moved to LA to 'strike out' on his own, and only after a year a pandemic happened. He may be a jerk IRL, but I don't blame him for being scared and wanting to be close to his family.

>>257939
Lol. Where do you find those guys advertising?

>>257951
What new job did he land on?

Sugar daddies dick.

>>258083
Who’s his suddy?

Who’s he? Supposedly lives in Orange County / East end of LA County if I’m not getting catfished. Chatted with him on Grindr.

He's now decided that he's str8. Something to do with his impending move home?

>>260748 Right...

is it so much worse getting a sugar daddy than moving back home to your homophobic parents

His whole life this past year has been a dumpster fire. Good to have dreams but jeez, keep it real! I will give him credit for his ass tho, it's mighty fine looking and he'd have no probs hooking up with a sugar daddy or two.

>>260748 are you just making shit up?

Why do you weirdos hate this kid so much to make up lies about him?

>>260775 Compared to most guys that are legit run out of town (like Matt Craw and Aaron Rho) it was nothing. He was just a regular-degular gay white dude trying to become a star/influencer because he got some IG followers, and got reality-checked. He would probably still be in LA if the pandemic didn't happen. I know a lot of people that moved back home because of the virus, and it has nothing to do with affording rent and all that. Parents want their kids close in these sorts of uncertain times.

>>260798
Hi Mark!

>>260809 yeah this isn't Mark. Never met him except the time he was bitchy to me at barrys.

but people write all this random shit on this site that isn't true.

"he's decided that he's straight now" lol what???

>>260820
Sooooooo. You're 'not Mark' but he was 'bitchy' to you at Barry's and you're here to defend him unconditionally repeatedly over several posts?! Even after he was 'bitchy' to you?????? Girl, I mean Mark....shut the fuck up!

>>260850 defend him? I'm just saying that "he decided to be straight" is just not true.

And yeah I never saw him except at Barry's reception desk a few times. He looked miserable and was a fucking asshole to me because I wasn't one of his insta idiot friends.

Just because someone refutes something on here, it doesn't mean they are the person you're talking about. Get over yourself you obsessed freak.

>>260748 please give use this evidence that he has decided he is straight now? Where the fuck did you come up with that one?? lol

>>260874
Why are you asking? Only YOU can answer that....lol

Someone's a real asshole to me for no reason, so I go out of my way to defend him. Yup, makes sense to me too.

ohhh okay here's my turn:

He's moving to Japan to become a sumo wrestler.

If you refute this, then it's obviously you Mark. HI MARK!

>>260748
What the actual fuck?

>>260820
Why was he bitchy to you? He was always nice during our brief interaction at Barry’s front desk, even though he would always ignore my Instagram messages.

I did see he got into a verbal argument with a black guy at the fuel bar over Ariana Grande’s songs. Mark didn’t want to hear any of her songs.

>>260891
One could say he feels entitled. That’s certainly the mentality of those Instagram models wanna be who move to LA. I never understand how these people can beg for a job on Instagram or a ride to the airport (cough cough, Mark asked for both), but are totally assholes the minute you run into them in real life.

It’s a form of insecurity that deep down they know they’re not doing well in their life in this new city.

>>260887
You're insane.