Archive/Dongs 2021

You're not missing much. His dick is big but its.. weirdly shaped..

>>316672 can concur, grossed me out when I saw it

would love to see nudes. the guy cracks me up on IG - he posts the funniest raunchy stuff

>>316672 what's it shaped like?

What is it with dudes thinking they can be picky just b/c they have a big but ugly dick? Like I'm not going to overlook the fact that it's ugly and misshapen just b/c it's thick.

>>316703 so true. There is no amount of big that overcomes ugly. Why is this guy's dick so hideous? Moles? Curved?

oh FFS, post the pics and let's have a look. I'll be the judge of its ugliness.

>>316705 I never saved the pics because I found his dick strange looking. It looks like it has an egg shaped growth in the middle of it.

>>316751

A rude claim with no receipts. Sure sis.

I will have to find the pic somewhere but I concur with what others have said. It is big and thick but not necessarily pretty. I think he’s hot though especially since he’s bulked up.

He's hot in a goofy way but the traps-to-legs ratio is killing me

>>316828 three people who’ve all seen the pics are in agreement, so go sis someone else

>>316859 4 people. Also seen them. Dick looks like a cobra

>>316860
5. And cobra is the perfect analogy

>>316672 Does he have any legs? He looks top heavy. Nice arms though.

>>316868 If I recall correctly, it's almost like he injected some fillers in it and but didn't do it right, and the filler just gathered under the head of dick, so it's like a small head with a big fat neck.

>>316871
🌶🌶🌶🌶

Those are some pretty amazing odds that several people on MG have seen his dick. And yet, not one pic. Or maybe it's just obvious you're the same troll making multiple comments about someone's dick that you've never seen.

>>316876 lol. Someone will post it, just be patient.

>>316876 actually, they’re not amazing odds. His dick has been posted on this forum before including a video of him jerking off and cumming. The people that routinely come to this forum are the ones who previously saw it and saved it. Now they are back commenting about it. It’s not that unusual!

>>316876 Never heard someone so desperate to see ugly misshapen dick. Gurl I promise you’re not missing anything. It’s more 🍡 than 🍆

Cobra dick who skips leg day. Next please

I've also seen it and concur with above descriptions. However, he's on this site a lot and so I think any photos that go up will probably be taken down quickly. I remember one time he even accidentally posted on here using a screenshot that had his username on the screen and blew his own cover 😂

>>317006 lmao after you mentioned it, I totally recall this did happen.

>>316668 his dick is cobra shaped but it’s still hot and not small, and he’s hot naked. He’s on LPSG and takes down threads on him, but asks around for nudes of guys. He’s probably on here so this won’t last long.

>>316669 any photos of his feet?

>>317083 he asked for a guy's nudes on here and forgot to hide that he was on his ig lol. funnily enough, that's how i know who he is

>>317115
Oh I see it now.
It’s possible that it’s not actually him. At least Not the one that was just posted

could anybody just show us? lol

>>320142

He probably had a penile fracture at some point and it healed like that.

>>320142

Yikes. Even though the size is nice...the shape is terrible. His beard is also bad. Kind of glad this snob is exposed.

>>320142 don’t bash me, but I really want to see his feet

>>320180
His mouth and lower face reminds me of Armie Hammer, which is a +1 for me, even if he is a cannibal.

The dick is fucked up though, that's unfortunate. Feel sorry for the guy because you can't unfuck your dick.

Also literal chicken legs is -several million.

I think the cock is hot. Where’s the other 8 pics and the videos

>>320142 yikes 😬