Archive/Dongs 2021

They’re like whatever honestly. Would prefer to see him getting fucked hard.

>>334663 excuse me did I miss them. I would like to see them.

Where are they posted??

I saw them. Meh. Boring cumshot and his dick looks smaller than I expected after seeing that one picture.

Who cares about his dick? He’s a big ol bottom cum dump.

>>334843 that’s what I’m waiting to see. His hole dripping after getting drilled.

https://we.tl/b-2f5imxHqvq

Fuck yeah

He sent these to me before ghosting me. Nice to see him exposed.

Ass looks torn up

I fucked him and it was fantastic. We seriously vibed. It was the best one and done I've ever had. He's delicious and fun

Seriously people? This guy looks like gutter trash

Wish there was new stuff

>>335283 did you miss the new videos?

>>335087 lmaooo

I'd fuck him

Let's see the vid

Couldn’t find the other thread, just bumping because videos of this cum dumpster are here in this thread

>>334663 this ugly lil munchkin is awfully noisy considering the fact he’s still in his 20s but aging like a rasin in the sun.

>>334663 Carson is SO annoying, the definition of a ‘pick-me gay.’

>>335250 repeat after me, a rasin in the sun

>>335250 repeat after me, a raisin in the sun

>>334663 I love how there's now like 4 threads about this chipotle bag.

>>339457 I thought he was 31??

>>339526 I thought he was 51

>>339534 it’s all the sun + hard drugs. He’s going to look elderly in 10 years. At least he’ll get that senior citizen discount on Taylor Swift tickets.

>>339535
I had to google taylor. I thought it was like a Denny’s

>>339535 case in point.

He’s never heard of SPF or moisturizer apparently

His tattoos make me want a burrito bowl real bad. And yes bitch, I know guac is extra.

>>339623 he should become the spokesperson for chipotle. He already is wearing that part.

Just like Chipotle, he gives me explosive diarrhea

Chipotle’s latest ad is lit

I’m crying 😂

>>339642 LOL. OMG. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Rude. This is super disrespectful. I get that we’re sharing naked pics of people, but these are still people. How about treating people’s naked bodies with some modicum of respect instead of shaming and being a dick.

>>339649 you’re on the wrong site then

>>339649 meanwhile you’re on this site…

>>339649 oh stfu and go jerk off to your collection of revenge porn

We’re sharing naked pics. This isn’t the place to make memes out of guys’ bodies. Go share that on your own trash sad tumblr.

I for one thought the meme was great. In fact I just ordered a burrito with a bag of chips.

>>339649 we crossed the line of super disrespectful when we all jerked off to private videos he sent someone

>>339671 no we crossed the line when someone added a burrito to his pic. It’s a disgrace to him since he would never fuck anything ethnic.

>>339707 💀💀💀

>>339707

>>339707 omg dead. And I’m the one who originally posted that it was disrespectful. Lolol

>>339586 he’s hot, any foot pics?

>>339854 see? It’s good to have a sense of humor. Don’t worry so much about disrespecting him. He’s not worth the sympathy

>>334663

so here's the thing right.. there are SO many people that get posted on here all the time. and what puzzles me is that its not always that you have the responders here shitting on whoever gets posted. Sometimes they really just want to see the nudes and they get complimented for their looks. and then there are people like Carson. I've never had the pleasure (or maybe lack thereof) of meeting him, so I don't know for sure. So I'm sure the world just has people around that want to talk shit about some random marginally attractive gay, right? Leads me to think that there's something actually bad about him..

I guess that still doesn't justify the way he's being treated here..

Bumping the Chipotle bag cumdump of NYC

pancake ass midget

Anyone got the videos? The link is down

>>351801 oh no no no, what are you doing Carson exposing yourself to the sun! You’re only gonna age much faster than you already are.

>>351810 the damage is already done. He’s been looking awful lately

Why are we bumping this douche? He is a literal piece of trash.

Anything new on this dried up raisin in the sun?

fat (ass still flat tho) and messy now

>>353809 pics? I wanna see the fatty

>>353814 I think she finally got pregnant from all that breeding

A baby? Love that journey for her. At least she’s nice and loose so the baby will shoot out no problem.

Not this flabby flat ass cum dump. Close this thread.

>>353824 I’ll close this thread when he closes his legs

>>353827 even if he closed his legs his saggy rectum would droop down and be poking out

>>353824 fuuckkkk I’m SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣🤣

This thread is fucking awful. I LOVE IT 😂

Uh oh!

We can’t cancel him for being a slut but can we cancel him for being a dried up wrinkled Chipotle bag with a big loose hole?

>>353941 psh we don’t care that he’s a slut. Shit he should keep making more videos to share I. But what we do like is how worked up he gets, only makes it more entertaining to watch.

Also when is chipotle going to make him the spokesperson for them. He’s already got the look.

One of my NYC friends met him at a party in Brooklyn and said he was insufferable. Kept bringing up his Twitter as if he’s famous 😂 I’m sure this thread existing only continues to boost his ego

Please keep the stories coming!

It’s called moisturizer and chapstick, you dumb ass Chipotle bag cum dump.

Can we all agree Carson is an ugly washed up troll with a gaping hole and a flat ass?

>>354398 yes we can 💕

>>354397 oh wow that hairline…

can anyone re-upload the wetransfer?

>>354416 finally something we can all agree on 🤝

>>334663 he’s such trash

Gross. What the fuck kinda thing is that to post when you’re a guest at a wedding?

please anyone share his video

>>355095 just imagine a big disgusting saggy hole attached to a crumpled up Chipotle bag and you’ve basically seen the video 🌯

Too bad none of the weight he’s gained from Ben & Jerry’s has gone to his ass

>>355097 the jealousy in this thread is the only thing that is disgusting. Carson is a great guy and a hot fuck. Y’all trolls just wish you were hot enough to spark his interest

>>355072 I think it’s meant for him to show off that he’s at the Hampton’s

Lol. So much hate on this thread. Somebody’s upset they got rejected.

Did Carson send his Twitter gays to defend his honor? 😅

>>355134 by the looks of his hole he’s never rejected anyone or anything. It’s falling out man. He is a chipotle bag with a tear in the bottom

Yeah he doesn’t say no to a hard cock in his hole.

Are we all going to keep making the same loose hole Chipotle jokes or does someone have anything new?

>>334663

I think - objectively - that Carson was hot, and could therefore get away with his racism and trolling and discrimination.

But he's gotten old, and beauty has faded, and now nobody's putting up with his shit.

People here are bitchy and mean but he's also like that, and very publicly. Maybe he should take it more as a lesson, than an attack.

>>355157 chipotle? I’m just wondering why he got a giant tattoo of Futurama’s Leela.

If you look up the definition of ‘cum dump’ in gif dictionary it’s a photo of him spreading his flat cheeks

>>355210 in THE dictionary I mean

I tried to fuck him once but his hole was so big I fell in. I’m actually typing this post as I wait to be rescued from his sink hole anus.

>>355366 Godspeed!

>>355135 No, I’m just some rando on the Internet, I just think it’s sad every time this thread comes up again. Like, get over yourselves, people.

>>355395 he’s not worth feeling sad over. When I tell you he’s an asshole I mean it. He’s not a nice guy.

Omg. That’s so funny. I literally laughed out loud.

>>334663>>355124

One scroll through his twitter its obvious he is not a “great guy”

>>354890 I don't know what was in the original upload, but here's what I have, hope this encourages people to help more often w/ reuploads and such
https://we.tl/t-rVq6OffCAs

>>355501 Jesus Christ that hole looks…used.

Thought I’d bring this back up for shits and giggles

He posted a new pancake ass pic in a jock.

Oh my gosh this thread is messy🤣🤣

how is he getting fatter in the front and flatter in the back at the same time?

Chipotle bag

Cum dump raisin

imagine being a man who's interested in this potbelly flat butt and then reading his delusional tweets about you

He’s so tasteless

>>361858 all lies

>>361877 you think? I don’t. He’s a big whore.

>>361905 does she know a dildo doesn’t count as a hookup?

Have you not seen how beat up his hole is? He probably gets fucked by random dudes every day. There are plenty of gays out there with no standards who would love to dump their loads in him.

These loose butt hole jokes are CRACKing me up😂

>>361858 you think his flat ass hurts when pounding it

Let's see this flat ass/used hole!

Someone must have stories about fucking him

He’s just so desperate for attention and desperate to be accepted and it gives me second hand embarrassment.

This thread is hilarious!

Hello Pot, I'm Kettle.

BEST. THREAD. EVER. The chipotle references are TDF.

if you've ever met him, he's so awkward and on the spectrum in person. talks a big game online, but then is a lifeless chipotle bag, with a flat ass in real life.

Open for business

But does he come with extra guac?

>>362079 it might look like guac, but it’s actually gonorrhea

>>362089 🤢🤢

pounding him probably hurts the top because youre literally pounding into bones and that hurts after a while

Sloppy fuk! Like a hotdog in a hallway.

>>362329 that’s his ass? Yikes. Hank Hill.

Does he live on the beach or something?

In hope he’s wearing SPF and has learned about moisturizer

How many dicks you think that sad hole has seen?

>>362795 27,542 dicks.

>>362802 they meant of all time, not just this year

Now serving #27,543

This loose hole cum dump doesn’t deserve rights

>>362828 💀💀💀

This whore just tweeted that he finally left Fire Island the other day and is back in Brooklyn, but has yet to sleep in his own bed. Take away his rights!

>>363032 Yes! Burn her at the stake.

it's amazing how he's aged five to ten years in one summer?

Every time this thread gets bumped I get a good laugh 😂

>>334663 he really needs to sue chipotle for copyright infringement.

>>363140 or Chipotle needs to sue him. Who would want anyone associating their brand with his asshole?

Lmao y’all are toooo much😂😂

Ugh. This Carson thing was obliterated at Ty Tea and tried chatting me up. Ummm, no thanks. Pretty rough looking in person and did not take well to my being entirely uninterested. It’s good to see I made the correct choice (for once!).

Kitten has claws 🤣😂🤣

>>363371 oh she mad!

>>363371 what started those comments?

He’s pathetic and even his friends complain about him behind his back. His #1 skill in life is being a cum dump and his hole is too stretched out and loose for that now. I say plug it up and take away his rights.

>>363386

Guacamole will be an extra $2 is that ok?

lol

>>363529 great so first he copied chipotle bags and now he’s copying fashionable monkeys?! Isn’t this guy original in anything he does?!

What a cum dump

Used to hang out with him from time to time. I’m not exaggerating when I say he probably hooks up with at least a few different guys a week minimum, sometimes he surpasses that many in one day.

>>363529 wait. is this ewoodsy ? lol

>>363529 This is who she thinks she is. 🤣😂🤣

>>363963 Britney is what you order online and Carson is what shows up 😂

she's doesn’t have a point. she's a nobody, she's a cum dump, and she is just a hole, now come on now.

>>363966 omfg 💀😭

Great dunking on him but I still wanna see more of that cumdump hole, who’s got it?

>>363966 no! What is this?? 😭🤣🤣

>>363966
That’s fucking great.

>>363966 can we start a thing where we just photoshop him in random pics

This delusional heifer thinks that 95% of us find him "so hot" 🤣😂🤣
Annoying, with a busted twat...yes!
So hot...NOPE

>>363538
DEAD.
hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

>>364228 busted twat!

>>364243

Literally a busted twat. That Carson hole has been abused. She nasty.

>>364299

If his hole is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, does he at least have a nice dick to look at?

I hate that I’m kinda more into him after this thread…I want to see that loose cunt in action

Y’all are mean, but in other news they finally chose the theme for this years universal studios horror nights.

>>364519 you can enter the hole of Carson but you can’t get out! 😱

time is a flat circle, just like this man's ass

>>364493

Stories about Carson amuse me

I just finally scrolled through this never-ending thread. On what planet is this guy attractive? It's as if he works at making himself ugly.

>>334663 this thread lowkey makes me like him... i have never seen someone make so many people so pressed so effortlessly

>>365136 then go hit him up on Twitter and get you some of that Chipotle bag cum dump. You’ll want to punch him two minutes into hanging out.

>>365179 perhaps i will! i dont judge/dislike people without knowing them so not too bad an idea

>>365193 nah you just go on shady sites to jerk off to their leaked nudes first

His mother must be proud 😒

>>365528

I am

Ok but does anyone have the video links anymore?

>>365528 what is a k hole?

>>365592 it's one of the possible effects users can experience from taking ketamine...a drug often used as anesthesia in horses and dogs.

>>365528 why would someone post this? Especially while that high. And would one be able to type a coherent sentence while in a k hole? It is this just a stunt to get interaction?

>>365596 Attention seeking that's all he does

>>365611 sad.

You guys are so fucking pathetic. You probably live in some basement and get off by making fun of hot gays with actual social lives. Go get fucked and leave me alone.

>>365740 can I get extra guac please?

Wow... He's a visual medley of bad life choices. Beyond the skankpics and the lo rent clink-ink, he was probably an attractive guy.

>>365740 that’s right y’all need to chill. Let’s focus on other important topics like did y’all see the new werkroom reveal for season 14?!

>>365827 I was legit too distracted by bryce eilenberg to notice anything weird about the pic for a long while

>>365830 gurl

>>365740 You can't shame the shameless, silly homo.

>>365827 I don’t know how I feel
About the color

>>365827 OMFGGG 💀💀

>>334663 I’m just excited for his cameo in the new Spider-Man movie. Seems they’re putting everyone in this one.

>>366039 y’all are too much

>>366039 oh that explains the multiverse, it’s in his hole!

>>366039 um

You catch his cameo is Squid Game? He was surprisingly good at Red Light Green Light.

>>367029 yes! The way he was able to stop fingering his gaping hole just in time for the music to stop was incredible.

>>367029 not this! 🤣🤣

>>367029 I’m lovin his cameos, he’s gonna be like Stan Lee!

>>367029
I’m watching a video about Squid Game I’m dying.

What a burnt out, used up, cum dump.

>>367082
Did some kids draw all over his torso with pens?

>>367082 that eye tattoo is so fucking ugly, what the fuck was he thinking?!

>>367085 he was trying to cosplay as this guy

>>367088 he took this exact image to his tattoo artist

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Love his face in this new group shot

🤣

>>367723 I for one am glad he was able to find the one Black guy to take a picture with.

>>367750
Word. My friends panic every time someone wants to take a pic. They literally grab a random non-white to include in the pic. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. And I ain't joking with you.

>>367723 it doesn't get more tragic than this crew

>>367725 how does anyone find this eternally K holed child of the corn hot

>>367750

And they managed to find the most revolting black guy possible. Just fantastic.

>>334663

>>334663 why is Carson so mad at MG, it’s basically given him more attention

>>372605 Carson’s mad bc he pussy block anyone for making fun of his rotting face

>>372605 Carson’s mad bc he cannot pussy block anyone for making fun of his rotting face

>>372744 we need more photoshops of him those were funny

Fun fact, all I had to do was search “Chipotle” on here to find Carson’s thread 🙂

>>378257 chipotle needs to call her

Any new saggy hole pics for the holidays?

Can y'all let this poor guy live? It's the holidays :(.

>>366039 damn Spider-Man spoilers

>>378269 what are you talking about we’re involving him in the holidays.

>>364554 I wanna see videos of this cumdump taking it

>>378326 y’all are too much

She must be extra lonely this week

Looks like she’s desperate to stay relevant

who has the OF content?

DOES HE KNOW TOM LAWSON?

>>380579 yup she’s given in. But I mean at least now she shows her true colors

>>380588 must be a loose hairy hole

>>380588 wow. Thotty McThoterson

>>380549 I don’t know what’s sadder. Him trying to sell old pictures when he was in better shape and had more hair on his head. Or the people buying his memberships

🤢🤢🤢🤢

Sweetie, if the shoe fits 🤣

"I don't care what people think of me"

Has meltdowns on Twitter daily I love it

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

>>393795
Lol if it weren't for the tattoos i wouldn't believe that it's him

>>393795 whose uncut cock on the right?

>>393795 and yet u still post about him. It’s funny people make these comment about him but still obsessed over him. Just like the Kardashians

>>339642 why are you people so obsessed with this person? He’s just some random guy

omfg you guys. making fun of others is one thing, and i understand that's what a lot of this site is about, but let's not just DRAG this guy. I don't know him and I've never heard of him. All I'm saying is we know gays struggle with mental health more than others... so let's maybe be a bit more sensitive? some of this stuff may cause more issues for people on the receiving end of the ridicule than we assume. not to mention, it's a fucking bore and so reductive. let's get back to posting TEA about people, not just dragging people.

I’ve got TEA on Carson, but haven’t posted for the well-being rationale. Still, girlfriend is a Mess with a capital M. If you live in NYC, you’re aware of her whether you want to be or not. Most people I know laugh at her and that seems to be the genesis of these posts - Carson E is laughable and tragic in his delusions.

I'm guessing the guy hating on him is the same guy that got embarrassed by him on twitter and posted it on here expecting us to agree or something. It's actually getting sad. He rejected you. Move on.

Darling he posted this on Twitter and then asked people to subscribe to his OF…totally fair game. And yes maybe I’m vaguely obsessed with what a train wreck she is 😂👌🙊

>>393844

>I-II don't like him! I'm only obsessed with how bad he is you see!

This is you.

dude is obviously so desperate for validation that it's just sad. no one would really be talking about him without his online presence that he created. can't be shocked when you're crying out for attention constantly and some of it is negative. maybe he should use some of that OF money on therapy instead of botox

>>393859 tea

I hate this asshole. He thinks Botox is going to fix all of his problems but no amount of Botox can cure him of looking like a crumpled up Chipotle bag.

Why don’t you bitch about that on your Twitter page, WHORE?

It's he really that annoying of a person in person?

>>394340 think of a loose butthole pushing 40 that tries to swallow everything in its path then you get a picture of what Carson is like

>>393843 this^^ i live in nyc and have never heard or seen this person

>>394399 she doesn't get out much usually strung out on ketamine 🐎

>>393842

>>393842 spill the tea sis

It's so spooky for y'all to be dragging someone you most likely haven't event met idk

how is his OF content? anyone got a review to post?

>>396589
Not. worth. it.

>>396613
If you're gonna bother replying at least try to be more informative so we know what you mean by not worth it!!

>>396647 or you could just trust me. This Chipotle bag cum dump isn’t worth paying for.

>>396742
Details? Is it small? I want the good the bad and the ugly.

What mischief is our boy Carson up to this week?

>>398296 involves nudity

>>398366
and getting nailed by some random

>>398516
Oh Carson, another day, another top (with double or even triple loads on weekends and holidays). Skanks be so un-sexy.

>>398565 sounds hot to me

Ah yes...Carson Eisenhart, drug resistant gonorrhea patient zero

Carson presenting blown-out hole for his latest Chipotle campaign.

>>398721 I paid extra for guacamole but all I got was gonorrhea

>>398803 Just like at Chipotle, always grab a lot of extra napkins with Carson. You’ll need them once the dripping starts and until you can get to a clinic.

Carson is getting pumped as we speak:- we don't know the dude topping, but we know it's happenin. This queen cannot go without dick on weekends.

>>399294 who cares?

>>399294 this comment is stupid because the general public expects him to not get laid cause he looks like a crumbled paper towel run over by a garbage truck

Carson posted a video to his OF of it riding some random porn whore’s stick and the jiggly belly is really unfortunate. Body like a 40 yr old.

Carson posted a video to his OF of it riding some random porn whore’s stick and the jiggly belly is really unfortunate. Body like a 40 yr old.

>>399749 there are 25 year olds with similar bodies.

You do know that not everyone in the world has a six pack, right?

Stupid f@ggot.

>>399762 Thanks to Chipotle Bag, I know that now. Maybe fuck yourself, fatty?

>>399762 triggerrrrrrrrred

>>399764 oh come on. you don't even visit your fat whore mother for holidays? What a horrible son you are!

>>399762 his OF is meh. His older pics show him with a six pack. I thought he’d be hung, what a disappointment.

>>399749post video

What happened to monkeypox patient zeros Twitter I miss reading her meltdowns

The pox got him 😢

>>410409 let's hope so he's a waste of air

He’s King Monkey Pox now. Infecting NYC gays one hookup at a time.

Did he delete his Twitter account?

>>410584 disabled it. For his “mental health”

>>410630 fair enough he's definitely lacking in that department

What's going on? He's been so quiet lately

>>410987 monkey pox

>>411040 that'll happen if you fuck all of Brooklyn every weekend

>>410630 why the hell would be disable his only form of marketing his chubby fetish OF? She truly is a dumb ho.

>>411806 well she's back and more mentally ill than ever! Yay

>>412839 he’s back back back again!

Monkey pox patient zero!

Does Chipotle pay him royalties?

>>412839

Did he really have Monkeypox? Is he over it now that he's posting pics fucking? Is that safe?

I really don’t understand why people like him so much. Like, objectively, he used to be hot. He was. Not anymore. Plus, his attitude and personality have always been terrible, and he’s never tried to get better.

He continuously mentions how he pays for his place, has the most expensive Grindr package, orders a lot of Charlie underwear online, etc. As if the money is supposed to make him superior? Or give him some sort of validation.

Plus whenever he tweets about some political event going on he gets such a protagonist role like it happened to him, a little ridiculous.

Makes me think he’s a little sad.

>>412928 just a little sad? Bestie you hit the nail on the head girlies only purpose in life is being a blown out cum dumpster and he thinks it's something to be proud of 🤢

Lol not this white piece of trash thinking he can dance 😂😂😂

White people can’t dance.

And acting like drugs are a good thing? Girl, go OD then pls, take your drugs. This fag is truly the definition of decadent and stupid, no wonder he barely went to school.

Also, who the fuck says dweeb? Are you in middle school?

>>413231 who is he even talking about