Archive/Dongs 2021

Maybe he got tried of people thinking he’s hanging out with his son.

What happened ? Who has the tea?

>>355439 oh no! They were just taking dumb ass photos in front of the home alone house together!

>>355493 So one is recognized as a highly accomplished professional in his field and the other is Chris Appleton's ex.

I just don’t understand how after all these years no one has tea on what S is packing.

>>355552 lmao ok that was funny. Now who’s Sam gonna use to hustle all his couples sponsorship deals .

have either confirmed the split, or is this a case of them not being in each other's stories = break up?

>>355616 Now why do you think that’s the case?

>>355628 They stopped following each other and deleted every pic of the other aside from a a couple that were in slides.

Oh well. They’re both superficial Instagays who don’t deserve happiness. Let them die single and alone. EAT THE RICH!

Oh that’s a shame. Maybe Sam had a bit too much fun at Market Days.

>>355655 someone mentioned that in lpsg. I’m shocked he hasn’t used the breakup to monetize his break up with alcohol, dating apps and cbd gummies to get over it.

Will Sam keep the baby?
Will he ever return any of the hair products that Chris left in his bathroom?
Will Chris set that damm piano on fire?
So many questions.

>>355652 Go back to picking turnips, you pleeb. Your fantasy always results in famine, aging infrastructure, endless graft and misery.

>>355439 Chris seems to have a thing for instathots who are much closer to his son's age, like that Derek kid. Oh well. Are they vapid and cringey? Yes, but it's better than the FF madness all over twitter.

>>355738
Sam is 30…and he was cancelled. Lol. “Cancelled.”
Chris is almost 40 but he’s had a lot of work done. Looks like a boring guy to be around. He looks good, but I’d like to see him without the filters.

>>355744

>>355744 what was really sad was when Sam “opened up” about being self-conscious about his hairline. I never noticed a receding hairline, but Sam must have been very insecure about it because he got hair transplant surgery - and plugged the Beverly Hills surgeon who did it (no pun intended).

Literally the next week, Chris posted a tutorial on YouTube about how to style men’s hair (using Sam as a model), where he used a pen to “fill in the gaps” on Sam’s receding hairline - as if Sam had any sort of hairline problem to begin with! That must have made Sam feel really good about himself.

>>355783 I noticed it cause I’ve got the same thing going on. He was just good about hiding it with long bangs he fluffed up.

That video is less than five minutes and still feels too long to show a generic guys hair style. There is zero chemistry between them, were they really even dating.