Archive/Dongs 2021

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>>385739 what city?

>>385977 nyc

i bet he has a nice ass with those thick legs

yea i want ass

>>385739 Looks about 5’4” in that pic

>>386727 he is

party

party

is he a bottom

who is he

>>386727 “looks” gtfo what does that even mean

>>391414 means he looks short

He doesn't merely 'look' short. He IS short.

>>391563 how short

anyone fucked him?

His stubby little legs! LOL. This guy is a borderline midget.

>>392386 And yet you would still beg to fuck him, so it doesn’t matter

>>392788 beg?

Why fuck a dwarf when you can fuck a real man???

>>392844 But you can't fuck any man, incel.

>>392875
Now we know for sure! It's a self post, ladies LOL LOL LOL LOL

Hey Shorty! How's the air 'down there'?

You so short that you can join rats and mice for orgies!

You so short that even leprechauns say you don't make the grade! LOL

You so short even the circus won't hire you to be the ringmaster's footstool.

You so short, even the Anatomy Dept at college rejected you as a 'freak' specimen because they didn't have a small enough jar.

Dwarf porn has been actual thing since at least the 70s! It falls into the 'freaky' category, like watersports, etc. etc. Currently the gay market is catered to by the 'Fun Sized B0y$' site. Not quite dwarfs, but full of skinny short ass guys, if that's your thing.

>>392882 shut up retard :~)

>>392907
Gurl, you so short that chihuahuas mistake you for their bitch.

>>392914 none of those jokes were funny :/

>>392916
Everyone can see shorty in the pic has to stand on top of the cushions just to be on the same level as the paid photographer.....PATHETIC.

At least she doesn't have to down on her knees to suck dick. She can do that standing up. LOL

>>392916
They were funny.

Keep the jokes coming!

>>392945 definitely the same person who made the “jokes”

Look at her face. She must be 'Grumpy' from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

It's a tall order to ask a short dude to laugh at himself. But we need to be bigger than ourselves, and reach for new heights. Stand tall and erect! Climb that ladder and elevate yourself. Keep your head in the clouds but make sure your little feet are planted on the ground! Reach for the stars and expand yourself. Climb over every obstacle and be a giant, not a pygmy. Thanks for listening to my TedTalk.

This what happens when self posts get exposed...get ready for them ugly brickbats. You deserve it. Loser. Short-assed Loser.

>>392947
🙄
No, I’m definitely a different person.
Just because you don’t like some jokes doesn’t it’s the same person.

>>393000 You seem incredibly triggered. Do you need a safe space, little snowflake?

>>393008
Triggered? Who, me?! LOL
I'm not the insecure short-ass replying to every post here about your short, stumpy legs. pffffttt...

Gurl, you so short that whenever you stop outside old people's frontyards, you get mistaken for a garden gnome.

He's so short that soldiers in Ukraine mistake him for a landmine.

He's so short that Star Wars cosplay fans mistake him for an ewok suffering from alopecia!

He's so short that he can't go to Target without being mistaken for a child-sized mannequin in the window display.

He's so short that when he goes to place a counter order at McDonald's, the cashier gets spooked from hearing a voice but not seeing anyone!!

He's so short that when he applied for a driver's license at the DMV, he was told to bring his Tonka truck.

>>393015 Uh-huh. Sounds like somebody needs a diaper change and a nap.

But does anyone know the midget??? I fantasize about being grabbed by really short dudes wearing mall cop uniforms.

He's in a tropical setting, all he gotta do is wear a white suit, look at the sky and shout "De plane! De plaaane!" LOL

>>393094 Way to expose your age, boomer. RIP.

>>393116
But you knew the reference! LOL

Anyone manage to ID 'Daddy Longlegs' yet?

so does anyone have pics of this guy or

If I breed him, will he grow some more? Somebody please tell me whether he's been bred before? Does he scort?

>>393227
No don't you do that!! He's so small you'll be accused of being a pedo. LOL

Cock pics? He might be big.

>>393269
Bttm

>>393293 any ass pics?

>>393309
Height challenged beings often have nice asses. But with the cocks I think its an illusion that they're bigger, simply because their bodies are so much smaller than normal people, that it makes their cocks look bigger. But I digress. Please someone show us his cock and ass.

is he on grindr?

>>393465
Who is she? Would love to wreck her hole on grindr. Don't really care how short she is. A hole is a hole, is a hole.

>>393465 so is he?

So... who is this exactly?

>>394025 idk and most of this thread isn't even thirst its confusing

is he a bottom

>>385739

https://www.instagram.com/emilioirving/?hl=en

Definitely a juiced midget which is fine for a fuck toy. Like a tampon, use once and discard.

I don't know which aspect is more funny: his height or his fucked up hairdo. It's like the wind blew it up at a strange angle on one side!

IS HE A BOTTOM lol

definitely GL but arrogant, never lets you forget that he went to medical school; except that osteopathy is where you go when you can't get into a real med school. lol

>>396449 what about his ass

>>396539
His ass is the only 'nice' thing about him.

The attitude is BAD in this queen midget. Believe anything bad you see about him.

I think he's sorta cute. He looks like a serious fucker.

his body is about the only thing going for him, 'cause it's certainly not his face

>>396843
Agree 100% with you. What I can't figure is why he goes outta his way to make his hair look extra bad?! Anyone with 'average' hair can make it look better, but our boy here........

>>396844 Forget the hair, look at those teeth. Imagine that gnawing down on your box like a hamster! haha yikes!

>>396846 those teeth look beautiful to me. He's handsome

>>396851
Nothing wrong with the teeth but the face and hair is real debatable.

>>396862
That hair is a fucking travesty.

She is so clueless about the hair.

I'm torn over this one. For sure midgets aren't normally cool, but this one looks like a power fucker to me. Just look a those powerful legs, arms, torso! Would love to see him pound a really tall guy just for the contrast.

>>396931 more like get pounded

My guess is this whole thread is authored by someone he rejected

>>397110
hmmmmmm...midgets don't reject hotties. It's the hotties that reject midgets. Fact.

>>397235 clearly the midget comments touched a nerve for someone. lol

has anyone actually fucked this guy

>>398138
I tried to, but he got lost in the grass of my front lawn while walking to the door.

I tried to fuck him, but my suddenly bf arrived and he had to hide in the mailbox.

I tried to fuck him but my pet cat dragged him into the rose bushes

I tried to fuck him, but my chihuahua mounted him first!!

I tried to fuck him, but he avoided me by pretending to be a garden gnome.

Screaming......

is he dating anthonylebc@?

who is the bottom

I tried to fuck him, but he slipped into my lil sis' doll clothes and hid among the cabbage patch kids.

>>399767 You fuck guys in your little sister's room? Time for jail, pedo.

>>399789
There's always a clueless Karen who doesn't get the joke. Congrats!

>>399810
IKR

>>393027

This one is decent but your setup in most of these is way too long relative to how funny the actual punchline is...Which is saying something given how short the jokes are.

ooking at his IG his face is at best "okay" in some photos. That said I like that he's a freak. Super tall or super short boys are automatically hot to me. I'd turn him into the little cumnugget he was born to be. My cock will destroy his tight petite ass and he will be inundated with my sticky cum.

To the guys that keep saying midget, You’re fucking crazy. Sure I’m height challenged too at only 5’9 and it sucks. But this dude is clearly a hottie. This is one of those times we could expose posters because I would bet money that most of those commenters are gross. I would love to have this dude as my boyfriend and suck his dick and fuck his ass anytime I wanted to.

>>399850

He IS a midget but that does mean much. 5'9" is short but like a reasonable enough adult height. This guy is like my height when I was in 6th grade forreal.

It's hot though, short guys usually pack on nice muscles without effort because they eat one chicken breast and do a pushup and suddenly are stacked.

That said they're clearly meant to be pounder into submission.

what about ass

Those stumpy legs make me wet!

>>400273 what stumpy legs does anyone even have pics

not a single pic or story

How the fuck did this post get over 100 comments without a single nude or even thirst trap being shared.

>>402513 nightmare

so nobody has or knows anything?

no we don't

Which one of the Seven Dwarfs is he? Sneezy? Sleepy? Slutty?

he likes big cock

Don't make fun of his hair he's really self conscious about it.

Big time social climber and a user. Usually drunk and getting somebody else to pay for whatever he's doing.

>>404270
Yeah, what's up with his crazy, weird hair? I thought I was the only one to notice it! Some decent hair gel and good combing technique should* do the trick.

but has anyone fucked him?

dude is bad news. beware

>>404654 can you elaborate?

no fuck?