Archive/Dongs 2021

Well what’s his nuts in the flannel is a pilot. So I’m sure has a decent wallet, flight privileges, has a ok body to dick combo and of course the sex drive of a 16 boy going through puberty. You could do worse when it cum’s to just have a toyboy fuck partner, which is all he’ll ever be to anyone.
As for the rest idk 🤷🏼‍♂️ maybe they have vodka/soda flavored testicles if sumt’n

>>385825
I always thought dru3 is cute. Maybe the spilled vodka on his shirt that looks like it could be a cum shot is making me horny

They're all hot tbh. I'd fuck all of them in a group or any of them 1-on-1

Well, for the most part, nobody cares about faces when they are attached to a hot, fit body. Proof that if you're average looking just get yourself a hot body and you'll get bumped up a few levels on the hotness scale. Just hope no one takes close up face pics of you.

>>385918 ^ this

They are so average that whenever I see them I am rock hard and cum massive loads. #Sorry not sorry.

>>385825
Well, at least they pay this ski trip themselves. No SD to pay for their GSW.

>>386191 this is true. these guys are at least bright and worked hard for their pleasure. respect.

>>386194 this is sarcastic right? They all either have family money or rich old men pay for them.

>>386188 we’ll at least you’re self-aware of your basic taste.

>>385825 Hank is so fucking hot. If he wasn't a pilot, I imagine he'd be a supermodel.

>>386199
Absolutely not. His face is busted.

>>386199 I don't know who Hank is but, as nice looking as they all are, supermodels are in an entire different league.

>>386196 not true at all. STFU. You have no idea what you're talking about and your jealousy is obvious, pizzaface fatso.

>>386211 Are they allowing 6 year olds to post on here now?

For a group of people y'all hate on so much, y'all seem to devote a lot of energy and attention to them. Something's going on here only a psychiatrist can figure out. LOL.

>>386212 You know it's true. The envy and bitterness are real. I have refrained from posting on this until today -- enough is enough. I don't even want to think about the physical appearance or mental health of the lunatics who constantly run these guys into the ground.

>>386214 YES! Exactly what I was trying to say!

>>386214 and also to do a deep psychological dive on the guy calling people pizzaface fatso.

>>386219 truth hurts, henny....

>>386219 I just don't know any mature adults who speak like that.

>>386216 I absolutely agree about the envy and bitterness and that enough should be enough. But then going on to say you don't even want to think of the offenders personal appearance sort of perpetuates the childishness you are (rightly) criticizing. I wish you stopped at the first sentence.

>>386221 I am not hurt. I just never use callow colloquialisms

>>386224 You're right. Sorry.

>>386196 You guys know Alec goes to a top 3 law school right? Pretty sure that makes him smarter than most of you randoms that don’t even know him.

>>386241 Exactly. Stop picking on these guys. It's so rooted in self-doubt and insecurity. Live your own best life and leave them alone.

>>386252 why does the guy in flannels face look like it melted?

>>386254 It looks that way to you because your old ass cataracts make everything blurry, troll.

>>386241 This is exactly the picture I want to come up when I google my attorney's credentials.

>>385825

oof they're looking sloppy that night.

Wonder if they made it to the H&T's room for the orgy

>>386264 nope he just has the face of an ogre

>>386274 Nah, watching him fuck is amazing. He is an expert cocksman and the twinks he fucks literally squeal in delight. I've lost a lot of babies to his vids.

>>386264

now gimme kith! 💋💋💋

>>386275
Just a thought for you: paid fucks usually do squeal. It's called acting, and they want you to hire them again....

>>386275 link to a video please. everything I've seen was a poorly filmed, short clip

>>386305 Now that is funny!

>>386275 This screams of self-post

H has a big dick and he knows how to use it. His deep and rhythmic fucking made me cum without touching myself. Only guy to ever make me do that.

>>386408 agree. I've never been lucky enough to get fucked by him but the vids make me bust a nut

>>386408 sure it did jan.

>>386408. I agree with this. He fucked me before prep was well known (so no BB) and it was incredible. He really is a sweet, personable guy even though he's only friends with guys that have <10% body fat.

>>386440 right, *** he's only sweet and personable if he wants to fuck you.

> SELF POST LOL

>>386296 UGLY AS FUCK

Hank is a wild animal in bed. I know heaps of boys who've been lucky enough to experience that fine dick...and believe me - evry single one of them loved it 100% IRL he's a real sweet guy too, and knows how to make his boy happy. I rank him in the TOP 3 of TOPS in America who are not porn stars.

>>386654 oh Hank, these self- posts are just getting embarrassing now

>>386660 people really dont self post on here as much as you like to think. Most people arn't eve aware this site exists

>>386654 LOL! Obviously you have only been with 3 TOPS in America then (one being this guy).

>>386673
Sorry but these over the top comments praising Hank are hilarious. These are clearly written by him.

>>386899 No, I wrote some of them, because I am sick of all the bullshit that gets thrown at these people. The jealousy is real and you bitches need to come correct and lay off all the hate. SRSLY!

>>386905 so, you are just here for the catfished gay guys pics?

holy gay face
fuckkkkkk
wheres a good aids epidemic when you need it

>>387166 guarantee you have gay face.

Sorry haters, but the dick is absolutely divine. I heard from not one but four guys who were lucky to be fucked by H**k that it was the absolute BEST fucking they've ever had. Ever. Haters are obviously the ones who never felt it inside them.

>>387169 this isn't a fanfic website. Go somewhere else

I topped hank and I’m definitely bigger than him. He doesn’t like guys around Thomas that are bigger than him 😂

>>387177 T is a size queen?

This one joined them on ski trip.

>>387169
Who the fuck talks about someone like this?! NO ONE. Especially not about a guy who literally looks a thumb. SELF POST.

Sorry haters, but the dick is absolutely divine. I heard from not one but four guys who were lucky to be fucked by H**k that it was the absolute BEST fucking they've ever had. Ever. Haters are obviously the ones who never felt it inside them.

>>387328
DO YOU KNOW HIM PERSONALLY????? NO! YOU DONT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LOSER CUNT AND GET A LIFE. IT HURTS YOU THAT HE GETS MORE ASS IN A WEEKEND THAN YOU DO IN A LIFETIME. I'M DONE HERE.

you seem upset

>>387355 step away from your phone, incel

>>385825 dude, these guys are fucking ugly. They are just.. white. Good lord.

>>387355 This guy is deranged

You guys are hating ass bitches and don't know what you're talking about. Also, you are clearly delusional, ugly and borderline psychopathic. I've spoken with at least 37 people who have slept with H and all can confirm that he is a top-tier dick slinger and one of the best tops in North America.

>>387423 but the other 372 guys he slept with last year said he was lazy and couldn’t stay hard. So 10% of his customers think he’s top tier? That sucks

>>387382 Thank you! I swear you can have the face of a dog's asshole, but if your skin is white these thirsty bitches will be all over your cock like gangbusters. Pathetic!

Thomas, the husband, who isn't even in this picture btw lol, was always the hotter one and yet all their fuckfests barely feature him. Like, I don't think I've ever even seen his dick, whereas I've seen Hank's way too much.

>>386296 hideous

Yeah and I'm sure most of you guys look like real prizes yourself huh? lol I have to laugh. this board is truly the bottom of the barrel of gay life. Punks who got bullied in school for being sissies looking for a chance to do it themselves behind a keyboard

Found a new pic of H.

>>387458 And yet here you are among the filth.

Lol well shit the newest addition to the circle jerk is from my town. I remember when he came out…. He’s still cute tho

>>387470
This can't be Hank. Because it looks better than Hank!!

>>387382 You sound like a sexually entitled minority that is mediocre, and thus not getting attention you think YOU deserve. So you hide behind your race as an excuse why the sexy gays don't want to fuck you. Go to a gym. Invest in yourself, and try to hide your obsession with identity politics because it is a massive fucking turnoff.

>>387533 nah, i got so horny over his reply, i came twice.

then i scrolled up and saw hank's face again, and got soft.

>>387533 I know you are but what am I?

>>387533 You are a cliche

why doesnt hank invest in filler? he is desperately in need of an upper lip

>>387589 95% of fags who get filler look like clowns. They get too much and it looks ridiculous.

>>387533 racist moron hope you get bashed

>>387458 bro, the guys are ugly. Look at them. Commenters aren’t on trial here for their looks, those ugly guys who try to trade in their whiteness and skinninesss are on trial bc they aren’t actually attractive. Beautiful people do exist. Like, these men are not handsome. At all

H fucked me at Pensacola pride. I flew to Beijing the next day for work and kept his load in me until landing.

>>387609 what about them just living their lives is so triggering you need to write an expose about how unattractive they are? Seek therapy for your problems instead of bashing strangers minding their own business.

>>387627

it was the semen that gave you hemorrhoids

>>387628 The bashing is the best part

>>387628 How do you shit-slurping simps even find these threads? Genuinely curious.

>>387607 What a witty retort! You want to dabble in race-based criticisms? Fine. But better be prepared to fucking take what you dish. Not all white men are submissive, guilt-ridden pantywaistes that will take racist tripe and then remain silent.

so is T a size queen?

>>387661 yes we are

>>387682 True. It is kind of pathetic where things are at.

H**k doesn't appeal to a very small number of guys. But believe me, he is absolutely stunning in bed. I can't tell you the number of times me and my friends have been fucked to within an inch of death by that gorgeous dick! I've never had a real man before I met H**k and I'll never have one as good as him, ever!!

>>387725
100% agree

>>387725
I heard from a friend that his ex also had a fantastic time with Hank and said it was "the very best fuck I had in my life". That sounds like a good endorsement of what's been said, don't you agree??

>>387725
+1

>>387725 omg it's the same person that keeps writing these stupid fanfics about H.

Enough already. You need help

>>387731 it's clearly Hank

>>387169

Amazing dick. Such a good fuck but he no longer speaks to me

>>387169
Lol.
The delusion!

Hank is SO hotttt. I love a missing upper lip and a joker smile!!!

Mmmmmmgoood.

>>387733 the last 4 posts have five minutes time frame. Of course it’s the same person.

Which one is Hank? I like the one on the far right. The rest, meh. Just young gays that go to the gym periodically, but not particularly handsome faces.

>>38745 lots of conjecture, probably projection. Whereas these comments about hanks ugly face and impotence and barely muscular rather simply skinny build are valid observations and judgements. Your defense is weird, not to mention stupid

>>385825

Wow HC hasn't been with this many guys over 21 in years

so odd that one insane person who keeps posting these delusional posts about how hot Hank is derailed this post... when there are other guys in the photo that are actually almost hot.

>>387789 imagine actually being in hanks’s social circle. Imagine how cunty it is, and how vapid. Pass

Hank's face looks like a thumbprint with eyes.

>>387837
A shriveled up old prune with eyes. He's lucky the cock is nice looking, cause the face sure isn't anything to write home about.

>>387870 Hank has one of the hottest faces around.

You're probably ugly and jealous you aren't white and hot like him. Do better.

>>387874
You can't talk to me like that! I donated $4.38 to BLM and put a black tile on my insta feed last February...I deserve respect!

>>387874 You are going to die alone. Probably soon too.

>>387874 sooooooo sad, and also laughable. Guys, taking guesses, how many books do we think this dummy read last year?

>>387609

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The blatant envy of those who are better looking, better endowed and better off is pathetic. Don't be jealous, ladies. It's not sexy.

>>387985 You're such a hater.

Hank is way hotter and sexier and more beautiful than you.

You wish you could have that big dick of his but you can't because you live in your mommy's basement.

HANK IS THE SEXIEST FUCK OF MY LIFE!

>>388001

Ok, the Hank defenders are really creeping me out. No dick or body can be that good (and clearly it is not).

He’s just a fuck, ladies, find more ambitious aspirations…

>>387423

Dear God… In North America? Is there even a ranking? Hahahaha

Y’all need to chill

>>385825 average looking white men with fit/msucular bodies are what's popular.

Good news is that there are tons of them to go around with. Dime a dozen

Hank. It rhymes with Wank.

>>388001 clearly you have no life then

Still no idea who the fuck Hank actually is.

>>388086 It's ok girl, he wouldn't wanna fuck your ugly ass anyway.

>>388087 I am asking a fucking question you retard. Which one in the photo is Hank?

>>388091
The guy with plaid on.

>>387985 nobody here is envious. That interpretation is delusional.

>>388034 Costco pack of light miracle whip. Some of y’all anemic bitches are so starved for validation and fantasy that you’re salivating over mediocre and bland, in hopes that you’ll be invited to the table. You won’t. Those guys aren’t inclusive people. That’s the real criticism. The fact that they are MUCH uglier than they want to be, than they fashion themselves is just the glaring contradiction that highlights their shallow, vapid, insecure lifestyle ..

>>388091 Hey, dumb fuck! Maybe don’t use a declarative sentence when you meant to use a imperative sentence, and then call someone a fucking retard for not understanding you were asking a question. I’m not the commenter, but they don’t have psychic ability. Who’s the fucking retard?? Also, if you wanted to find Hank, after reading this thread, maybe just look for the ugly shriveled face.

>>388107 *interrogatory sentence.. anyway, reading comprehension and English grammar before calling people retarded

>>388107
>>388108

We came for porn. We got dueling grammar losers instead. Now both of you go suck Webster's dictionary and leave us alone.

>>388100 THANK YOU! Finally, some clarification. >>388107 As to you, sugartits, it is pretty clear the intent of the sentence. Was not phrased as a question because someone already asked it. It was a statement to get someone to clarify, so yes. Does not require a psychic to understand that, just not being retarded. The gentleman above clearly understood the intent and kindly responded. Not some snotty bitch remark as you chose. That precipitated my response. If you require that level of structural precision in a sentence to understand intent (where others do not) you are either retarded or autistic. Neither of which is my problem.

I would love for Hank to fuck me -- it's on my bucket list. I've seen him out and flirted with him big time. Just need to take it to the next level. I've seen his video clips and his cock is amazing.

>>388141 well, aren't you a horny little minx?

>>388116 some people are also here to gossip about people in their own cities. Like, some people here run in these circles, know these guys, and have points to make. Others are here just to throw shade at D list influencers because it’s warranted. If you genuinely come here to get off then your sex life is presumable sad as fuck. But I see you, it’s ok that you are here because this may be the only means by which you can see these men naked. All are welcome.

>>388123 lol. Yeah. Guess the person who misunderstood you was retarded or autistic and you’re just not a lazy dumbass who lashed out because the guy who answered your question was simping for Hank. Lol. Know your motivations when you’re being a cunt, and stop projecting

>>388198 Nice try. If my statement was so difficult for you to understand, then how did the individual that answered it (simping or not) understand it, but you did not? You began the cuntery with #388087. Until that, nothing was directed at you. I am just addressing what you started, sweetheart. You are the one that needs to understand his motives, not I. I asked a question, and you were a twat to a stranger on the internet. I am sure in RL you are just so pleasant to be around, assuming you are around people.

>>388218 still nothing on Hank?

>>388123
Glad I could help!

>>388218 FYI I am 388087, and that was my only other post on this thread.

I was just trolling and yall took the bait LOL.

Yes, I'm a cunt!

Truth is.... Hank is way to basic for all of this.

Truth is.... Hank is way too basic for all of this.

>>388141 the mere fact that you have a "fuck me" bucket list is sad

Look, I've dissed many guys here, but the more I see hunky Hank, the more I like him. It's clear from what everyone is saying that he is one VERY talented fucker who knows how to use his big swinging dick to please the boys. I mean you can't deny or argue facts, right? Hank haters are in the (tiny) minority. Hank is just getting on with a life that is good and knows how to live life fully. He seems a really well adjusted boy and frankly, I'm not surprised the boys flock to him all the time. If that's what triggers a tiny number of lonely, sad gays, then clearly that's not Hank's fault. He is a winner and boys like winners. That's all you need to know. Peace. Love. Equality.

>>388539 agree. If I have a list of guys in DC I want to fuck around with, it's my business. I'm a basic ho, like sex a lot, and am into hot hung guys. Hank meets my criteria. The way he fucks in the vids is fantastic. If others don't like him for whatever reason, cool with me. Less competition to get him in my bedroom.

>>388534 the mere fact you even exist is sad

>>388556 LOL. This burn made me laugh. Keep putting these bitches in their places.

>>388556 a retort as desperate as your bucket list

Why does Hank's face look like an old Russian army boot?

Anything on Scott? Second from the right…

I've been combing this forum for years and Hank is by far the BEST looking stud with the meatiest cock here. If only he would let me into his life so I can pleasure him with my mouth and ass (it's still tight after 57 years!!).

>>388671 go troll another thread.

It's not funny anymore

>>388672
OMG. Are you hot/jealous for Hank too? We got a competition on our hands. Hank is mine, mine, mine.

I don't know if he's "the best" but I will say from the vids, it certainly looks like he knows how to fuck. So many really lousy tops out there, but this big dick daddy knows how to use what the good lord gave him.

>>388724 I don’t think they flew down their third this weekend because they are blowing up Grindr right now

>>388807
Hank is so hot he doesn't need that grindr shit. All he gotta do is show himself on the street and boys come running. He is The biggest stud in all of America right now. Fact.

>>388809
He’s not attractive
If I saw him on the street I wouldn’t give him a second glance.

>>388811
FUCK OFF! YOU DON'T KNOW HANK AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY IF YOU ASKED HIM BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING. ASK ANYONE WHO'S BEEN WITH HIM. HE'S HOT AND INCREDIBLE IN BED AND DESERVES ALL THE BUSSY HE GETS. I HATE YOU HATERS!

>>388833
This shit is hilarious. Hank is one ugly motherfucker.

>>388840
CUNT!

>>388833
If I’m not interested in him why would I care if he was interested in me?
Anyway this shit is great.

>>388851
Hank's dick makes up for his face resembling a badly squashed thumbprint. But that's still a bad combo...

>>388853 everyone talks so much shit, but he obviously pulls great ass constantly and he got a great looking vers guy to marry him. He’s doing something incredibly well and seems to breed instagram gays and random young bottoms everywhere he travels for work. What’s the secret?

If men could get pregnant, Hank would have like 200 kids at this point. I don’t get the appeal but…

>>386296 He's beautiful 😍

>>388883
Hank is ugly and lame.

>>388833 anyone who uses the word bussy has no taste

>>388809 doesn't say a lot about America then. Fact.

>>388671 Hank wouldn't look twice at you

There is one period (posts on ig) Hank's face looks insanely different from before, at least he "takes" the "shot" right~
Not sure why so many gay pilots are on small planes, only a few goes to 30year old delta/united 767/757s. International mile high club needs more fun!!!

>>388914 This post is unreadable

>>388898 thank god, who wants ol' thumbface medusa to turn ya to stone?

>>388935 LOL. good one

>>388925
I think they had a stroke.

>>388807 update: they left their skinny New York side piece at home and flew in nick from Atlanta. It looks like the common thread is that they import lean bottoms or bring them on trips

>>389061 maybe Hank fell in love with Thomas when he was a bottom. Now Thomas doesn’t want to bottom any more and so they only have sex with bottoms that they invite over.

>>389067 why doesn't Thomas want to bottom?

ok, I read through all this. Wow. Racism, insecurity, internalized homophobia, bottom-shaming. This thread has got it all. All I can contribute is: they (not just Hank) fucked me. It was amazing. We had a great time. Uninhibited, open, caring and HOT AS FUCK. and guess what? I am a BLACK MAN. Stop the nastiness. Stop the rudeness. Stop the unnecessary jealousy. Work on your own sexual abilities. Live and let live, brothers. Come on now.

>>389070 thats so cute you are open about your mental illness.

>>389072 Ok, Miss Troll. Because I had a great sexual experience, I'm mentally ill? Go troll someone else. I'm not here for it.

>>389070 so what are you trying to say?

>>389073 you're mentally ill because you keep trolling this thread. GIVE IT UP DEELISHIS

Down with shit-stain senile Biden and hyena laugh Kamala.

Hank for President 2024!
(and Kevin Miles for VP, or should I say DP?)

President Hank would mandate for compulsory blowjobs for pilots by the hottest dudes onboard (no fatties, trans, queens, femmies allowed).

President Hank would mandate CRT (Compulsory Raw Training) in high schools. No more of that safe sex/condom shit from the 80s!

>>389095 what about First Husband Thomas?

>>389101 He'd be replaced with a newer (read: younger) model.

>>389124 doubt it. Hank would have to leave the new house that thomas’ family subsidized for them.

>>389070
My fucking god, it's obvious its one person writing all these shit. WHO THE FUCK WRITES LIKE THIS?!

>>389132 and his name is Hank

Hank is a sweetheart. Kind, caring, just a wonderful person who’d give you the shirt off his back. Smart, attractive, and a well respected airman. Tom is a very lucky man. Such a shame there are so many haters on here.

I agree 101%. Hank is so achingly gorgeous that I would gladly bottle his farts just to experience his essence (or maybe it was a Mexican dinner?) over and over and over. And I would not be surprised if the actual sun shines out of his radiant ass every day. To give warmth and life and meaning to all humanity. Hank is the best thing to happen to America since we kicked the red-coats over to Canada and became independent. Hank could cure cancer just by smiling (if he truly wanted to). Adolf Hitler would never have invaded Poland if Hank had just given him a good bj. He's that good! I love you Hank. I LOVE YOU!

>>389163 give it up deelishis

Please let's end this post and shut that lone deranged idiot off

don't know him but saw the vid clips. he has a big cock that looks tasty

>>389181 so

Hank cured my life long acne just by sitting his skinny ass on my face. Thank you, Hank.

Fact: Hank's face has less definition than a pancake. I dont get the attraction by these swooning queens.

People like Hank were oddities in high school and thrive in this new culture of embracing all things mediocre. He needs a tub of high strength retinol for that wrinkled face.

>>389288 he has a huge cock and knows how to use it. That’s the attraction. Not his face

>>389317
Valid point. But I'd put a slightly different spin in Hank's case. It's social media which enables mediocrities like him to be prominent. In the same way that shit always floats to the top! He knows how to strategically leverage grindr, IG, etc. etc. to make it seem like he's "all that". But objectively, you wouldn't give him a second glance (be honest to yourselves guys, his face isn't in the same league as Hollywood and catwalk models' faces). Yeah the dick is nice. BUT aren't there literally millions of other 'nice' dicks out there attached to hotter faces and bods?? Of course there are. It's the world we live in today.

>>389317
He reminds me of Zuckerburg. Thats enough to put my dick to sleep.

>>385825 Are his haters black? That I could understand, since he wouldn't give you the time of day.

>>389399 That is a bold assumption. Likely self-serving.

Did Hank ever fuck around with horrible Aaron Sch0ck??

>>389506 The thought makes me nauseous

>>389506 probably not. Aaron is too old for him.

The skin is getting leathery...