Archive/Dongs 2021

Nice smear job on someone no one knows or cares about. Did he do you dirty somehow? It sounds like you both need a readjustment and lots of therapy.

>>389178

What are we supposed to do with all this gossip? All of this granular detail is very creepy. You seem unstable.

>>389183 agreed.

This promises to be another Kevin Miller thread. AND I AM HERE FOR IT

>>389178

Umm, I mean I get it. It feels good to shit on people you don’t like but this was prob better left in the drafts or shared in a close knit chat group or with a bestie. Unless the instagay has some decent social relevancy, this just sounds like some local tea no one ordered.

Let’s just put the kibosh on this thread now before it gets bitchy and weird 😅

>>389178 Is he an albino?

lets just share the dick pics

He has 60k followers on Insta so he must be doing something right.

>>389205

Ehh you never know now a days since you can purchase followers.

>>389205 okay this comment right here is whats wrong with our society.

Followers=doing something right?

NO <3

>>389205 Eh, this thread is creepy but your reply is asinine.

>>389205 his dick is great and he’s packed on a lot of muscle. I’m loving it. Just wish I could see his ass again

His dick is like five and half inches and slightly thicker than average, literally just saw it last night

>>389223

Yeah whatever he’s cycling certainly isn’t doing his hairline any favors

>>389231 Since your fucking belly is so big you don't even see your own dick, let alone his. Sit down, teletubby. You have no say in this. Liar.

so sick of self posts from this totally average looking guy on gear. no one is spilling the tea or “hearing anything”, the tea is this is exactly how he talks about his current situation in person the day before at a super bowl party in the hills

he has a great ass and a pretty hole but claims about his dick are sus!

that jawline is tragic - neanderthal

>>389210 ummm, yes, bitch. 60,000 followers says a lot these days, Boomer. take several seats before you break a hip. lol

>>389191

mood

>>389249 but bitch, you have nearly 200 common friends, so sit the fuck down. Let's see your fugly friends.

>>389231 Did you just put yourself in this thread or was he showing it to a lot of guys last night?

>>389253 good question. How does one bitch pop up in here and claim she saw his cock last night? Y'all a pack of obvious dirty ass liars.

>>389245 Do you think it’s an HGH chin?

what is it with people on here always using the phrases... sit down or take a seat, etc.? It seems so suburban aughts. More wit and originality please.

paper bag

>>389259

His chin is fine but the body isn’t natural. Typical body for a lean guy on Test and Winstrol.

>>389244 I’d love to see it. He looks like he’s got a muscled up ass. Does he keep it smooth?

Y’all are cretinous liars! I heard from a friend that he has an amazing dick and a great personality!

>>389266

yikes……

>>389266 I heard from 44 men that he is the worst sex in America

Another insecure self-poster exposes himself part 450000

I’m living for the mess but can we move on to someone hotter?! Classier?! Less Atlanta more Chelsea?

>>389266

Double yikes…

Baby gorl, Imma need you to merge over into the slow lane before you get ran over by an actual clap back. 🥤😬

>>389271

Oh God yes, no more of these ATL boys. They always acting like they’re to big for their panties. Like chill sis for real, you’re in Georgia.

Lemme seen some of them North Carolina boys that be hiding in Charlotte. They got some cuties over there.

so i actually met him in LA this weekend at a pool party. he definitely has a hot body but the scariest part of this was how fast he got messy and how crazy messy he got at an afternoon birthday house party. everyone at the party was staring at him because he was staggering around and grabbing random boys to throw himself on to. could barely stand up by himself. it was really embarassing

>>389255

He was at rich Hollywood couple’s house last night that’s famous for orgies…checks out.

Can y’all let this man live? So much jealousy

>>389276 Who was the ginger ish muscle guy he was with on Saturday? I didn’t get a chance to talk to him.

>>389178 I feel like you're just jealous of him. And I mean I get it, I too wish I could have his hot muscular body and good looks and he probably fucks the hottest guys on the planet. It's enough to make anyone bitter.

>>389286 This. He’s hot as fuck.

>>389287

So hot! Offer this man a modeling contract already!

He’s gorgeous y’all are bitter queens! I have seen his nudes and his dick is huge!

>>389292

girl…apply for some jobs

>>389281

Garrett Bruno

I fucked him. He doesn’t douche. It was like a barnyard up in there

>>389302 roids give you the shits sometimes

>>389260. Why don’t you tell us all which phrase we’re allowed to use. Fucking asshole comes to mind to describe you, for example

He is an ugly and old dwarf. Next !

>>389306. Hahahaha. Exactly.

>>389306 case in point... if you have to ask me for help you have no wit or originality

>>389309 You clearly don’t recognize sarcasm. GFY.

Is there going to be one dick pic in this thread?

>>389316

Being a car dealer in the COVID-era is one of the easiest jobs one can have. They practically selling themselves above ticket prices.

Sam should just start an OF. Even easier job without drug testing.

>>389321 Tragic.

>>389342 What’s tragic? It’s a big cock and he’s shredded?

A big cock and a big cock head are not one and the same !

Whoever said it was 5 1/2 long and slightly thick was right.

I know Sam and he is an amazing, smart, sexy and accomplished person. Everyone loves him. He's also a great lay!

>>389368 Sure, Sam 💀💀💀💀💀😂

>>389315 I recognized it. It was obvious and basic.

>>389321 Based on these pics and not all the nonsense written here about his alleged messiness, I would definitely play with him. The body is hot and his dick looks meaty and tasty. Just one fag's opinion here, don't beat me up for it.

>>389368 omg this is hilarious. i was at the party on sunday and everything people are saying is true. he was messy af. i didn't speak to him so i cant say if hes a nice guy or not but he was definitely very fucked up lol

>>389451 what party?

what party? any video coverage from the party? why arent fuck videos posted? so many questions zero answers. guys get your act together and post his cock.

It wasn't a sex party. Just someone's birthday party. Which makes him getting so messy even weirder.

>>389546 Isnt he in mid 20s? He just moved to a big party city while he’s young. Let him have fun. You guys are judgy

>>389562

I completely agree with you but as someone who was that messy gay in my 20’s in a big city. Don’t expect people to condone your messiness with a smile just bc you’re having fun. It just comes with the territory.

>>389274

ATL guys are all flash, no substance. Showing off they're living large but actually homeless, or have five roommates or under some sugar daddy roof housing five other guys.

Atlanta will eat you up if your'e not careful. Most of teh population chases parties, clubs and meetups to stunt on IG.

Sam is just another person of what all is wrong of ATL. It's just he's white, muscled and gay that have you think otherwise. Be wise friends.

>>389568 Is Atlanta that expensive that you need 5 roommates?

>>389569 no But the gays here have no money and shitty jobs

lots of words on this thread and no dong. please remember the reason for this site. lock this stupid revenge thread down. it's fucking retard as is the OP.

>>389178 He's the guy that travelled during the peak of covid getting loads from guys and I'm sure had the police called on him because he was caught fucking on a balcony.

LA doesn’t want him. Take him back, Atlanta!

>>389601 If he was fucking Evan Patz, I'd say he was having a pretty fantastic sex life. This hate-fuck thread is too much.

>>389601 Atlanta has already had him. He belongs here.

>>389602

Anything on Evan?

>>389608 Evan's dick and ass are all over the internet. I don't have anything saved but i'm sure you can find them if you look around.

>>389619 oh you mean that 5'6" slut who was getting high in Tulum during THE HEIGHT OF THE PANDEMIC?

>>389602
I just don't find that guy attractive. I can't never get over his nose looking like some Nazi's caricature of a jew.

>>389631 keep your anti-semitic opinion to yourself next time.

>>389631

I think he's gorgeous. Is he even Jewish? That was totally out of nowhere. Clearly the Jews just occupy space in your head, rent-free?

this guy does not look Jewish at all

coincidentally while it may not be true for the heterosexuals all the Jewish gay homos I know are hot as balls

i actually feel sorry for sam. he's prob got some serious shit going on to explain all this and just needs to get some help tbh.

stunning guy - had a great time with him but everyone is correct, very messy in public. The height and the unsettledness = not dateworthy at all.

>>389178 even if you dont like the guy this is such a nasty post. Wreaks of jealous. Hes on hardtimes yet youre still in the loop of his life. I bet even in his darkest hours he wouldnt fuck you

>>389629 Wait... this guy is 5'6?

He’s like 5’10”, never trust this anything said here

>>390113 Don't know the guy at all, but this seems accurate.

The face is tragic. His body's ok I guess.

>>390113

this is short for me! He also wasn't fired. He has an excellent sales record and does well with bonuses.

>>390196
Cause cars sale themselves right now

His ex told me that Sam was obsessed with him and that's why he moved to another state. 💀

>>390263 I don’t think they follow each other any more

>>390263 which one of the many he had?