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>>418451 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE. KING. OF. MALE. GENERAL. IS. BACK. <3

>>418451
big watermelon?

>>418451not trying to be mean but that foot looks extra swollen...

>>418611 I noticed that too, I was like "Hot band aid or packing peanut or whatever is on your foot, Elliot." lol

Yes! The curry king lives on!

ARTPOP vibes 😍

>>418451 Mr Kumar is gorg!

ffs this thread again? please seek therapy. the obsession with this dude is psychotic.

>>418692 Elliot is our Cow God. His blubbery teets release nourishing sprays of fat-rich milk so Male General can feast from his plump French-Jew-Indian-Tunisian bussom. Open your mouth, you unwashed heathen and partake in his generous bounty.

>>418708 you're not funny. Just annoying. Please stop with this shit

>>418451 I knew It I knew it I knew it was too good to be true. This fat fucking pig Elliot follows us again. Why the hell did you post this? I don’t like Elliot and I don’t want to see him over and over. Let it go man. It’s ran its course. It’s not funny anymore it’s fucking traumatic actually. OVER IT

>>418712 I fucking laughed. Learn to love Elliot. He loves you.

>>418708 lol Cow god! love it

>>418725 you know what’s crazy is I sporadically observe you all and your extremely toxic, hateful and weird obsessions from afar. Taking in the persistence and gall and honesty your keyboards bestow upon you… and then the dots start to connect whereby it totally makes sense that you’re either a school shooter, related to one, or one in the making. Or even just school shooterISH, ya know. The devotion to this hatefulness are like PEAK SS traits and behavior. If any of you were to take a personality or psychiatric test - and be honest- you’d probably be cause for initiating a report with the fbi. Get help, young ones. It costs nothing to just mind your business and be loving individuals. A lot less stress and anger too! So that said, please ask yourself, you Cal Jacobs’ you, why am I like this?

>>418732 because you're an autistic loser. Thats why you laughed at the pathetic attempt at a joke. You are (and ALWAYS will be) a loser :)

>>418738 i am not the Indian/cow person you dumb FUCK. Can you not read!? I said I don’t want this sh it up anymore I’m sick of it. But whatever helps you sleep at night you analyzing piece of shit. I’m sure you always think you’re the smartest person in the room
And sooooo insightful. Embarrassing little retard

>>418764 Oh gosh, you hurt me so, random anon lurking on MG! Continue to enjoy the posts and images of MG's hottest commodity, Elliot!:D

>>418738 Wow. You do not understand internet meme culture at all. You think this is some sort of deep obsession with Elliot? Half the people on here are passive, sarcastic and lazy. Moderately amused at annoying the other gays on here. I find this thread, and even Elliot himself fascinating. I have no hate for the guy. He is sort of cute, IMO.

>>418813 the autistic attempts at jokes have nothing to do with meme culture.

>>418822 If you do not have the ability take two steps back and see this thread for what it is, I can't help you. Labeling something as autistic when it really has nothing to do with the subject at hand just makes you look poorly educated. Though it is ironic as you seem to be struggling with the social culture of this thread and that actually would be more in line with autism.

Any nudes?

>>418823 holy fucking shit you need to get out more. We don't need think pieces on why you think calling this dude an "Indian cow" over and over and over is a joke worthy of telling.

>>418836 Oh, and you will get think pieces whenever I fucking feel like it and you are going to LOVE THEM. XOXO

Like a particularly bad curry, Elliott always returns to haunt you...

>>418738 um. I’m pretty sure you missed this posts intention entirely. Now it’s official, the anti Elliot post people are splintering among themselves and the trolls are now winning.

I would cum on his tits

Then I would piss on his face and call him a fatty.

>>418892 The trolls were always winning. Last thread had 1,000 posts, right? It wasn't from people lusting.

>>418920
EXACTLY! That was like 98% pure hate for this bitch. The simps were maybe....only 2 or 3 guys.

Please mods just ban this fucking thread.

He’s disgusting and developing early stage gynecomastia. This is mostly what muscular bodybuilders go through but he’s simply fat and no muscle. This clown is in for a major surprise in a few years where you can see his tits more clearly through his shirt

If Elliott were an actual animal, what would he be?

>>418957 STFU

>>418980 gynecomastia (which I am certain you have) is a serious condition in which the nipples protrude out even further and fatty tissue develop around the nipples and general breast areas. In “locker room” parlance they are called “bitch tits” which is generally seen as derogatory in nature. It is very sad when a man has gynecomastia. But it is not sad with this mother fucker, Elliot. He deserves it and I hope his mild gynecomastia turns into fully formed female breasts

>>418981 I wanna squeeze those plump milkers.

>>418981 lol. So technical

>>418981

How am I not surprised that we already have a new thread for "French Punjab, curry cow queen Eliott" or whatever it is now.

Are we calling him trans French Punjab curry cow queen Elliott now that the narrative involves him growth full literal female brests?

>>419130 Well that is true and it was being heavily discussed before the old one was archived. Them titties may be part of it all!

He up to anything new?

>>419835 are you?

>>419130 by "we" do you mean your multiple demented personalities?

>>419839 Nope. My life is a empty, sad void of work, adulting, sleeping, and jerking off to shit on horrible sites like MG. Just checking in to see if our favorite Punjabi-French-Tunisian- Jew-Tranny-Cow is alive and kicking. <3

>>418901 This picture actually is kind of hot but he should not have chopped his hair off. He is going to look like the Buddha until it grows back.

>>418451 I was in a good mood scrolling through IG until this fat retarded piece of shithole country stomach came across my profile. Fuck him and his faggot dad.

>>420029 how about just blocking him? You are an obsessed gross faggot that has mental health issues. Elliot is more successful than you'll ever be and it kills you inside. LOL LOSER!

>>420040
If by 'success' you mean getting fat, then yes...he is EXTREMELY 'successful'.

Ya'll can Eliott plz delete his social media just so that this thread dies? I've been amused by it over the eons, but now it's just stale.

>>418451 For a second, I thought this thread was gone! I was panicing. I need my daily Elliot check-in.

>>420072 by success I mean earning money. $$$

The amount of jealousy on this board is sickening. There are many types of bodies that can be beautiful. Multiple brand deals with models of many body types have become the norm. It's a shame that some of you are not comfortable in your own skin.

Your attempts at hurtful comments truly are pathetic. It really just proves that beauty is more than skin-deep.

Keep on hating. Some of you just hate to see somebody else living their best life.

>>420328
If you say so....fat is fat.

Sweetheart. Money is money.

Spout off your hateful body shaming narrative all you want, but you're just hating on somebody more successful than you out of spite.

Eliott is a sweet, cute, funny, talented, and sexy guy. Meanwhile you are here just hating.

>>420331 talented? How so? Unless eating at every single McDonald’s around the world is a talent 🐷

>>420377 I come on here to see hot guys and I do make comments. When I see the Elliot thread i do talk shit because it’s annoying to see his body with all the other hot guys. I don’t think he’s the ugliest person in the world but he is def not attractive and a major turn off during a wanking session scrolling through the threads

>>420331 he’s not funny, nor is he talented, wtf? He’s the worst actor and just stages stuff. His reactions to things are also fake and look staged. I personally don’t like him because he’s just popular for having his shirt off and grabbing his stomach. That’s literally his only Schtick…. And the fetishists get off on that. Have you not seen the comments? It’s all fat fetish people.

>>420413 "He’s the worst actor and just stages stuff. His reactions to things are also fake and look staged."

Hun, where have you been the past 10 years? Thats like 99% of influencers these days. Get used to it.

Elliot is smart to lean into what gets him attention. It ultimately leads to brand deals and more $$$

"Talent" hasn't been important for a long time. Smart business sense and knowing your audience is whats important.

>>420377 did you notice he doesn’t close his mouth when he eats? He eats with his mouth mostly open. I’m just staring at him on my feed like, how can anyone ever be attracted to this lol

>>420432 "I’m just staring at him" Looks like his "influencer" gig is working then. ;)

>>420432
Cows don't do table manners.
You're welcome.

>>420445 something tells me you're much fatter than Elliott...

>>420441 I mean I guess. It’s really gross though I wish he would chew with his mouth closed

>>420447 hmm I never noticed it before. Verified and Yuck

I dream that one day (soon) curry boy will choke to death on a cheeseburger. Amen.

>>420459 who is "curry boy" ???

This thread is about white boy Elliott. Are you lost?

>>420462
Denial is useless.

>>>420413

Your opinion. Mine is that Eliott is very talented and funny.

He has a massive media empire and is pretty sought after for brand deals. Your jealously is showing. He has toured many countries, recently Europe and is planning an exclusive trip to Thailand with some of his biggest fans.

He has over 1M on TikTok and nearly 200K on IG. I have it on good authority that his Patreon alone brings in thousands every month!! He is clearly doing many things right. Perhaps some people appreciate his body positivity and upbeat attitude.

Your commitment to this thread is admirable.

>>420469 No one is in denial

He's so gross

This thread will never die

Elliott pops up now and again to defend her smelly curry-ass here. I loooove it! I LOVE IT!!

>>420470 this is so
Embarrassing… if you’re gonna defend yourself please don’t make it so obvious. The cringe is real.

>>420728
The cringe is real.
And so are the soft rolls of belly fat.

Not heard anything lately about the Curry Queen. She still alive?

>>421334 you are so demented. Get a life.

>>421336 You seem to think there is only one fan of Elliot. I assure you there is a minimum of two.

King Cow has spoken

Hot glasses! LOL

>>421810
Why do Jews always seem to like these ugly glasses??

>>421827 The antisemtism on MG is getting pretty tiresome.

>>421848 he don't look Arab or Ethiopian to me?! What antisemitism?

>>421858 he looks like a dirty Indian to me. Poops in holes and gets sand in his hole.

>>421860 how did that happen? You think when his poop hits the bottom of the hole, some sand from their flies up due to Newtonian force and hits his ass?

>>421869
Total coincidence. An old uni professor of mine did his PhD on old shit and dirt. I kid you not!!!!

>>421876 i have heard of this research. It was expanded later to invent the best way to poop in the modern toilet without having nasty toilet water splash and hit your buttcheeks (putting two sheets of toilet paper in first to reduce the impact).

I’m not saying he’s completely unattractive. He’s kind of cute but nothing special really. There are so many hot guys who have their own threads on here who deserve so much more attention. What is the obsession with this guy? Every time a new thread comes up about him it is completely blown up. What’s the big deal about him? Is he from something? It seems like such a waste of time. Either post his nudes or move on. Isn’t that what this site is about?…Or am I wrong? I just want to see naked guys.

>>422143 you do realize this thread was not on the first page and you just bumped it up now.

I think you're a troll. Elliott better watch his back because you weirdo faggots remind me of serial killers. Your obsession is disturbing.

Here he is pouring La Croix all over himself, you know, as one does.

>>423389 and you watched him. You're a loser

>>423414 OMG she's back!

>>423414 and you took the time to comment on my post. Guess that makes us both losers 🤡

>>423389 Is the doing that in the hallway of a fucking hotel?? Be a considerate fatty Elliot, some poor immigrant is going to have to clean that shit up after you. Do it in the bathtub!

>>423467 that’s not the only thing he did in that hallway

>>423582 Wow. He really has zero self respect. He must really get off on disgusting others. Shame kink.

>>423582
That woman is hotter than Elliott. And she's butt ugly!! That's saying something...

>>423602 yep. I can’t unsee this. I don’t even follow him. This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen on MG

Y'all are just jealous of his confidence and natural sex appeal.

>>423626 what are you TALKING about you DUMB FUCK.

You’re that type of person who’s also fat and ugly and when people are negative towards you you’re like “oh they are jealous of me 🥺🥹”

Nobody likes you. You’re a stupid piece of shit trash that deserves to be strewn out over the pavement. We are all dumber for having read your comment.

Jesus Christ almighty you’re a fucking moron.

If you don’t post his nudes this thread is getting locked

>>423674 happy?

>>423683 🤮🤮🤮

>>423683 moar

>>423683 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Does anyone have his leaked Snapchat videos? I wanna see him cum

>>423784 are you sure? I died laughing when I saw his picture in a different thread. But the resemblance to Elliot is spot on. It’s like trying to figure out the difference between identical twins

>>423798 I seriously thought this was him at first I was like fuck nooo and then a split second later realized ur wasn’t. Hilarious

I actually used to follow him and thought he was cute back in 2020, I woulda fucked him in a heartbeat. He’s gotten extremely unattractive since his social media numbers skyrocketed, and now I’m disgusted by him.

>>423890 congrats? move on

>>423890 yep. Same. Also an ex follower. And disgust is 100 percent spot on how I feel.

Continues to eat McDonald’s in Europe. He just made a post about got a Grindr hookup took him to a Michelin restaurant and he hated it 😂

>>423926

🐮🐮🐮

>>423926
As if anyone would look at his grindr and say "Yup, this hot guy is def for me!" LOL

What’s the curry king up to today? Anything good?

>>423926 you can tell he’s getting fatter and fatter lol. His cheeks are bloating. Can’t wait until he’s just a bigger piece of garbage and his disgusting followers double down on it!!! Hahhahahaha fucking loser

>>423683
Gross, looks like half chewed jerky :(

Elliott is dead. Passed away tonight after choking to death on his 16th burger of the day (with fries). RIP Elliott Singh.

Okay so who is this guy and why does he keep popping up in other threads?

>>425309 he’s this guy on Instagram who’s really fat and there are a handful of people who keep shitting on him. Then he has a handful of supporters saying to get over it.

That’s pretty much the top lines lol

skinny hot weho slut

>>425322 Wow okay, that's it? He's not even that fat you'll are acting like he's Nikocado Avocado. That being said I've never been to weho but I'm sure those weho gays are annoying. But I don't know him or any of his content so maybe he deserves it. I mean if you're gonna put your whole life on Insta you better be hot af or this is the shit that happens.

>>425322 I actually saw a new image of him after the recent archiving and thought "would posting this get some people riled up?" And started the thread. I have no side in this, just like the entertainment people provide because of it.

Fat

>>418451
chungus

>>425334
"...he's not even that fat"
This is something only Americans with their warped sense of obesity would say. OK, the Saudis are fatties too. But seriously, in the rest of the world outside of the USA (and Saudi Arabia), Elliott is regarded as fat because....[wait for it]....he IS FAT!!!

Fact: when Elliott says 'load me up' he's talking about french fries, not.....

>>425441 true, his fat ass wouldn't even be able to find a shirt size that fits him in Asia.

Fact: he makes more money that most of the incel losers commenting on this thread

The fact you come onto this thread to defend, Bombay Betty, is the saddest part of this. She is a big fat cow. She needs to get on a calorie-controlled diet before she end up like Nikocado Avocado.

Can he find his peen under those rolls of McDonalds belly fat?

>>418451
Fact: Elliott sodomizes melons. The proof is the pic.

>>418451

What has the curry king been up to?

>>426287 I have heard she was in the shortlist for Indian sensation Priyanka Shopra surrogate baby mama. She was only rejected when Nick Jonas came to rub Priyanka's cum soaked rag on her cunt and was disgusted by the strong curry+sushi smell coming out of her cunt.

No more honey for this Punjabi

>>426350 fucking disgusting get the fuck out of here

>>426350 He probably ate that just like Pooh, pouring it all over his slutty face and chest and shoving his hands in there and then stuffing his entire hand in his mouth. Probably 15,000 calories of sugar in there.

>>426350
Don't you mean POOH-JABI?

>>426350 that's just as disgusting as those dudes who have a diaper fetish.

It's official: Elliott Kumar Singh is batshit cray cray craaaazy! Think of the dreams his parents had for him. Maybe a career in law or medicine...but no. What does he do? Stuff his pig face with fast food, dress like a pedo's dream, put on a ton of weight, and go heavy on social media(!) That's his idea of a 'job'. At least if he worked behind the counter at McDonald's I'd respect him for having an actual job.

This thread is making me fatphobic. Stfu about this dude already

>>426441 you were already fatphobic. Now you’re just extra fatphobic. Rightfully so! Elliott is the biggest piece of shit to grace this site.

I'd love for Biden to sneak up behind Elliott and sniff his hair as he softly whispers "If you don't vote for me, you ain't Punjabi". As background muzak to this touching love scene, I would have a gently cackling hyena. Or Kamala. Both sound similar, so it makes no difference.

Never even heard of this guy, but a lot of people seem to hate on him. Sure he’s chubby but why spend so much time and effort dragging him on MG?

>>426494 and now you too have contributed to this never ending Elliott hate thread. Thank you for your service.

>>426494 Agreed. This guy shouldn’t get ripped apart just for being overweight. Look at the NYC thread. There’s an actual thief on there trying to get pity from people and explain away his scams. He deserves getting dragged, Elliot doesn’t

Man, I haven't been to MG in weeks, and this thread is still going strong. Why so many posts on a mediocre looking guy who wouldn't be noticed in a room of ten people? He's not nearly as unattractive as some people are saying. But he's also no stud. Let's focus on the eye candy.

>>426540
I beg to differ. He would be noticed in a room with 10 people because once he comes in, there would be NO room for those people anymore.

Resistance is futile....
Submit to the Empire of His Royal Fattiness, Lord Elliott Kumar I

>>426540

You must be new here the Eliott Curry Cow Jew Queen French Fatty thread is the most important thread on MG and has been for like a year.

Elliot and her proud, blubbery milkers, which may be French, or Jewish, Tunisan, or even Trans...they are the mascot of MG now. Elliot is Queen. When enjoy watching her travel all over the world to try every last nuanced difference in McDonald's food and report back to us.

>>426506 agreed. I posted a few times but it wasn’t his fat it was his damn personality! It’s awful! Like how could anyone be with someone like him? He’s an insincere jerk.

>>426540

It's mostly the same dude going on and on about ol' boy's weight and ethnicity.
It was mildly funny at first, but now it's just pathetic.

>>426621 there’s a few of us at least. I’m one of them but never carry on about the stupid Indian thing, just his weight

MAJOR NEWS: Blubber shaved his head

>>426629
No, Elliott. Red shorts do not transform you into an A&F model.

>>426624
+1 I'm one too. If anyone thinks only ONE person hates this shitstain on gay pride, then they're wrong! He's got plenty haters out there...

>>426629 why are you so obsessed with guy? I don't get it

>>426664
Cause he's HOT

Show us Elliot's oversized curry clit again.

I was looking at some of the pics of hot guys thinking how hot it would be if sweaty grunting Eliott came plodding over attempting to mount their holes and release his spicy trans seed into these muscled up steroid pigs.

Elliott Ravi Ramachandran Kumar Singh - THE KING OF M.G. (and McDonalds).

Here, people. Have some eye candy. Makes a pleasant change from seeing the fat rolls of 'you-know-who'.....

Why's he so fat?

No fems, No fatties.

Hey Guys

>>426918 Elia gurl why yo poo so jellow? Did choo eat curry for breakfast uhgain? Namastay!

>>426918
This will blow your mind.
That is not a honey jar he's holding. It's a dildo from Bad Dragon! And Elliott can take it all!!

>>426918 he looks like he is losing weight you bitches. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was aware of all the MG hate and is sticking it to you in the eye. What are ya gonna do when he gets ripped?

After months of this thread being forced in our faces this guy finally popped up on my For You page and now I officially a hater. Fuck you Elliott.

>>426963 he edited that photo to shrink the tummy bloat but he has lost a little weight. Won’t last long, never does.

Long live the elephant king!

>>426965 yep. He will be a fat, bloated piece of garbage for awhile lol. I love seeing him wreck his body and humiliate himself daily for cash money. It’s so degrading and embarrassing. He’s a Pathetic loser who deserves to be mocked on a daily basis. What an obese train wreck

You guys are so mean to him for no reason. What has he done to you?

>>426963 they rip on ripped guys too. Malegeneral is equal opportunity like that lol

I feel like Elliot himself keeps this thread running. MG's collective attention never stays on one guy for too long, but Elliot has been a mainstay for years

>>426990 that’s the thing you don’t realize. Elliot “the fat ass” Norris is the main person who keeps the thread alive. He constantly is posting and defending himself and shoving himself back up the the center of attention if people stop talking about him. Elliot “the fat ass” Norris is an attention seeking walrus and he’s made a deal with the devil in accepting that al publicity is good publicity even if people are making fun of his sad, grandmaish asking gyno tits. He has no one to blame but himself.

>>427004
You’re so dumb. No one reads this. No one is giving him any publicity from this. No one cares what you, or I, or anyone thinks. Keep shitposting. It keeps the thread alive and I can gleefully scroll through the text to see more pics of this hot man. ( ˘ ³˘)

All hail the elephant king!

>>427013
Move over Henry Cavill.

>>427013 fucckkkk this is disgusting 🤮 lol!!!

Saw this on the am I the asshole thread on Reddit and immediately thought about Elliot Norris and how it reminded me of what he’s like. Part 1 of 2

Saw this on the am I the asshole thread on Reddit and immediately thought about Elliot Norris and how it reminded me of what he’s like. Part 2 of 2

>>427010 Shut up Elliot. Nobody believes you. Go fuck more hippos and eat more food you bloated 🫃 pos

>>427065
This is what we got for stupidly supporting 'safe-spaces, inclusion, and diversity' and all that BS. It has a way of creeping into other aspects and having bad unintended consequences. I'm not talking about race/ethnicity. I'm talking about body shape and obesity.

>>427076 And all of it is a bunch of sheltered bullshit that does not operate anywhere remotely in the real world, just college campuses, social media land, and in corporate settings where extreme success allows for this type of decadent nonsense.

>>427077
Corporate wokeness Example No. 1: Colgate
Fat ugly chick with the truly horrible teeth! (this is actually the most flattering pic. see the vid and you'll see her teeth have more gaps than Biden's memory). But hey as long we get uglies and fatties onboard, right? That'll make em improve their health! Easy!

this thread better get porn in it real quick

>>427121 or what? We’ve all seen this fatty’s mediocre dick

>>427081 this is probably why Elliot is annoying to me he seems to rub his “belly” (it’s just him grabbing his fat) in your face. Like dude. I’m eating my cereal… stop

>>427146 yep and then all of the ugliest and fattys coalesce by telling him what cutie pie he is. He’s like the leader of the loser group that doesn’t get invited to the cool kids party so the losers make their own party and pretend they are better. Like Elliot your a fat piece of shit and always will be

>>427081 this thread devolved a bit

>>427235
Don't you mean Elliott devolved? From fatty to super fatty.

>>418451 Elliot looks like a fat pig