Dongs

>>418522

https://www.malegeneral.com/archive/dongs-2021/res/372452.php

Only two photos that have shown up. Not worth even hoping for more from this dude

>>418522 his super follow is also a joke. Barely posts anything just takes people's 3 bucks a month because he knows how to play to the simps

>>418744 the bulge is all cropped out

>>418847 yeah he does that to try to keep the sheep wanting more. Go girl give us nothing

No one wants to see this overstated using and abusing pathological lying trash heap. Stop posting him

>>418904 he's so fucking ugly how does he have an army of pick-mes 🤣

He’s basically a catfish. Outside of his face, everything else he’s ever said about himself is just lies and made up. Made for a really awkward hookup 🤪

>>418933 oooo say more? #gettingPopcorns

There has just always been something off about him. His weird persona. His inflated self worth. His weird little voice notes. So annoying when he shows up on my timeline. Fishy fishy catfish boi

>>419057

Met him on grindr. Said he was 5’10. Got to talking. He’s a super smooth talker. Dropped that he was 8” thick lol. When we met up he was definitely more like 5’6 and definitely not 8” hah. I can’t handle more than 7” and had absolutely no issue with what he was packing which was a 6 at best

5’6 lol. Any good in bed??

Does she draw her eyebrows on?

he's clearly got a ton of issues. the guy is actually one of the most dilusional gays i've ever met. like someone else said, his online nice guy persona couldnt be further from the truth.

>>419340 kinda awkward at the start for obvious reasons but can’t complain. Both got what we wanted in the end lol

>>419358 idk I don’t think so, but I wasn’t paying attention to that hah

>>419410 well at least you got your fix. Imagine showing up 4 ins "shorter" lol

>>419445

I don't get it...

He's chubby and not even cute. His profile pic was moderately cute but he just straight up looks like a 3 or 4 out of 10 in this pic. Why does he have multiple threads?

Also wasn't there a thing about his whole work history/educational history being super misleading, bordering on fake?

>>419764 self poster, that's why

Malta Gollum

>>419764 yeah he definitely insists he went to Harvard but his entire time there was "online" which is super sus. He says "former Apple" in a lot of his bios and makes it sound like he had big money roles in tech but he really just worked at an apple store...

>>419446 oooof he has ugly fuckin feet

>>421448 if it's online it would be through Harvard Extension School

>>421490 yeah, and anyone can take extension courses so he's delusional and parading around like he went to the College

>>421537 the extension school actually offers degree. That said, i think there is a specific way graduates have to represent their education

Just the internet’s catfish. Who is just ugly/attractive enough to get attention from the normals on twitter which is why he’s so popular, but not with the actual hot twitter or IG users. This whole fake persona is so off putting and annoying.

Any stories or tea?

He used to talk down to himself on twitter to get attention, now he talks himself up to get attention.
Big dick, but everything else is just lacking.

>>422933 any dick pics or nudes? 😁

Define big? Also is it nice or no LOL

Every other response on his dick has said it’s nothing impressive. His holierthanthou attitude is definitely compensating for something

No updates on maltagollum?

Let’s see that Maltese D

Want to see this guys dick so bad

the thirst in the replies is so mind boggling. what the fuck is wrong with these fags? are they blind?

Don’t think we’ll ever see this dudes wang

He is so fake - look at this clearly edited pic he posted.

>>431646 This is just so embarrassing tho. He's clearly not all there in the head. His twitter ramblings are insane. The guy actually needs help.

Not the feathered edge. Homie needs a photoshop class. How embarassing.

I do not want him in my creepy ass basement at all!

>>431673

He's like a white version of Ye or whatever fucking name kanye decides he is today.

Must mean something that there is 0 nudes and he only posts throw back pics when he was sporting an iPhone 6. Yikes

Uh oh, he’s coming after this thread.

He pulled the screenshots of his little twitter disaster. All of gay twitter is coming after him after years of putting up with his fakeness.

I bet he also lied about attending Harvard. Finally he's getting exposed!

He attended a single course at Harvard. Paid boot camp like class. Offered without tuition or being enrolled. Lol he also didn’t work for apple.

lol occam's razor. do you really think some braindead twitter whore is only having certain screenshots removed, or is it that people are posting images that are neither porn nor requests for porn and that's why those images are being removed?

>>434851 he should seriously consider using occam's razor on his armpits

>>431646

When this thread started I thought you guys were just a bunch of hateful queens hating another gay. BOY OH BOY was I dead WRONG.

ThornsPerfected/status/1605634841487106048

He’s still getting decimated on Twitter. Gays vs. the Pick Me Gays

>>436421 the pickme gays should stick to instagram

>>435280 wow that guy is every bit a loser as mike lmao

>>435280 lmao yikes

>>436476

95% of twitter gays and bis are losers.

>>436729 Agreed. Twitter in general is a fucking cesspool, I hope Musk destroys it and nothing replaces it. Won't happen, but I can hope.

>>436740

Dorsy already began a new service. It's in beta.

LOL @ this

lgbtqnation.com/2022/12/mike-came-family-gay-twitter-helping-celebrate/

>>434989

Lol one of my good friends dated Mike when Mike was basically first coming out (2nd or 3rd bf?)

Here are some things he shared with me that maybe will shed more light on the truth

• Mike has severe self confidence issues: hence why you never see any pictures from a very specific face angle. His face is actually quite ugly, while he looks like a 7.5 maybe in his prof pics, he’s more like a chubby 4.
• dude is 5’6 at best, they talked online for awhile before meeting and friend said he was jaw dropped when he saw Mike the first time
• tying to his self confidence, he basically lies about all of his work+education. But he prob doesn’t consider it lying since he uses really vague terminology: “studied at Harvard” “ex-Apple”

Just a few tidbits, if anyone has any specific questions I can ask for more info ;)

Oh yeah, and he def draws on his eyebrows. He actually doesn’t have any eyebrows and minimal facial hair, which is why you see him tweeting about “growing out my facial hair phase” (more self confidence issues, it’s p sad…)

>>443782

Keep spilling the tea :eyes:

>>443782 I knew the brows were drawn on they look soooo bad 😭🤣

>>436740 if twitter goes away all these onlyfan gays are fucked. There are no other mainstream social media that allows onlyfan promotion let alone nudes.

How have we never noticed his brows?

>>453328 thank you for that laugh!

>>453367
>>453368

Same retard.