Dongs

>>447949 HAH

>>447956 I would gladly have Hank "Leslie Nielsen" Cain fist my hole. He's a hot pilot with 20/20 vision who can take me around the world unlike the rest of you fat daddys.

>>447919

Let's see her shitter and her friend's shitter too!

>>447956

Hey sisters, it's me @RealNoahSchnapp

I just wanted to say that ethnics and fatties are ruining Malegeneral. That's why I'm voting for Ron DeSantis in 2024

>>447970

Hi, @RealNoahSchnapp here.

I'm not racist. Two of my coworkers are black.

>>447919

Can we get the rape guy to consult us I whether or not he is rape-able?

>>447988

Hi, @RealNoahSchnapp here.

Isn't he the guy from Airplane? I'd love to have intercourse with him one day!

This thread better get nudes in it real quick.

I don't know how to describe him other than to say "bottom"

Anyone got his video??

>>455168

What's in the video?

He naked showing his butt

I only have screenshots

breedable

anybody know the story?

>>455298 that's not him. it's from some random lookalike account on twitter. they post celeb lookalikes all the time, they go viral and then people are too gullible to realize it's fake

He's a confirmed fag twink tho, so eventually he'll thirst for daddy cock bad enough that her pussy will leak eventually.

>>455307 he's in college surrounded by hot frat boys. he's getting good dick without even having to leave campus

>>455316

Fuck yeah. Imagine all the frat boys pumping their loads raw into his tight twink hole every single night.

He probably goes to class dripping with cum.

Fuck! how much drunk frat boy cock do you think he's getting??

>>456574 None with that sort of stank pits.

Alright, who’s got the pics of him getting out of the pool in his wet white boxers?

>>461329 Helluva bold move there for him. There is no way that
1) he didn't know they'd be see-through
and
2) that nobody saw his dick

>>461400 i bet she was hoping for some pool dick and wore that transparent piece of garb for her potential lovers to see the asshole clearly and aim right.

Some twink exposed Noah sliding into his DMs, and Noah got all pissy about it - hilarious given he posted that singer's DMs

https://twitter.com/RaurTaurNaur/status/1613383737311477766

Anyway, yeah he's a bottom and a size queen

>>461769
1) People who expose this kinda stuff for the tiniest bit of clout are absolutely moronic. Like congrats, you completely played yourself.

2) This is old news from back in January.

Surprised nothing has leaked of him yet tbh

>>461769

It was pretty obvious he was a bottom

>>461810
For real, why wouldn't you just use that slutty white actor twink pussy in peace?

If I had Noah Schnapps in my DMs I'd be raping his tight twink holes full of my fag cum and making him call my his fagmaster. His sissy dick tucked between his legs for safekeeping.

This slut

His nudes need to leak

>>464929 show us your stranger things Noah.

>>464930 😂 not his stranger things

Wonder how much dick he’s getting now that he’s back at college

>>469411 I’d like to see his dick.

Just in guys. Noah has hit her head on a wall while taking it up her cunt doggy style and is now promoting white supremacy and colonialism on her socials.

>>470452 cry harder bitch

>>470452 fuck you terrorist

>>470472 yeah, let's all support white people colonising POC lands.

>>470452

>her

kill yourself, nigger kike faggot

>>461769 who is the twink

>>470489 Under that logic, central americans are trying to colonize our lands. Fuck them and get them out of here, right?

Now seems like a good time for someone to leak him…

>>473999 There is nothing to leak

>>474038

I just can’t imagine he’s not stroking his dick with every guy he meets online.

>>474041 He's allegedly fucking that 30yo he's always hanging around with so idt he's looking online.

>>474044 LOL he a fag, of course he wants multiple boys

>>474044 which 30 yo?

I really hope we see nudes one day. Hard dick included. It could be a Christmas miracle.

If he wants to truly apologize he needs to be used by a group of hung Palestinian men on camera

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s packing

>>480361 I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted all of Palestine dead

I wouldn't blame him if he did.

>>480206 Jesus let it be. Stop with the Palestine stuff. Can’t we enjoy porn

He's not even cute tho, just young. Gawky and borderline ugly (a term I rarely use). I don't get it. And this has nothing to do with any of that Israel/Palestine shit. I've barely paid attention to any of it.

>>480379 You know he also works as a fashion model, right...?

>>480417 Well he’s famous. Lots of fashion models get work because of their proximity to fame not becuz of their looks. Look at all the nepo baby models.

If you don't think he's cute, you could just fuck off and let the rest of us enjoy ourselves.

>>480543 If you’re so bothered by someone on the internet having a different opinion, you could also just stay off the internet

He’s mid. Boohoo. Cry more.

How high up do you think he is in the str@nger things gang dick size rankings? Bigger than f$nn for sure.

>>486162 tiny. bordering on micro

Young, single, and horny gay dude and none of y'all can slide into his DMs for some dicks pics? Must all be withered old fats.

He certainly seems to always surround himself with hot buff older daddies

>>489146 he's into older men. that zionist dude he was dating that was involved in that whole "zionism is sexy" stickers that got noah cancelled was in his 30s

>>489154 I Googled and couldn't find anything about him dating anyone, let alone an older man.

Do you know his name?

>>489156 never paid attention to the dude's name. i remember people posting screenshots from his twitter where he was going all anti palestine.
if you watched that video of noah with the "zionism is sexy" stickers, there's a dude in the back, that's the boyfriend. don't know if they're still together or not tho

He's probably one of the most hated person on the internet right now and nobody leaked his nudes yet.Does he have powerful parents?

>>490445 What a weird exaggeration

>>490445 yes he does

>>490688 Bet they have powerful senators in their pockets.

>>489174 Nora must be pretty disgusting cuz no one with any brain goes near zionists let alone date them. But from what I understand that can be a little challenging in America since the majority is zionist but still. Disgusting nonetheless.

>>490803
Go get raped by a hamas terrorist, delulu wokistan fuck

TKD

>>490884

Get raped by Donald Trump, right-wing douche

>>490950
Meanwhile, because performative virtue signaling assholes like yourself are too precious to vote, he's gonna win and grab you by the pussy

>>490951 Stop acting like this site is Amerikkka exclusive. No one else gives a flying fuck about your trashfire politics.

>>490962
Coursenot, you only come here for the cocks, tea and antisemitism.

>>490983

Enough or I'll lock the thread.

>>490984 yes. Block all zionists. Genocide supporters are a major bonerkiller.

>>490984
Lock it.
People can always create a new thread.

>>491036 nakba nakba nakba dumb woke trans

>>490984

As the actual MG Mod, let me confirm that we are not Jew infiltrated and will never censor threads 🍉

>>491102

take your woke non binary ass to Gaza and let's see how long you last

>>491102 that is not true. I have been censored countless times over the years.

>>491108 what kind of nonsense is this? So because Palestinians don't subscribe to white people nonsense, they need to be genocided?!

>>491110 For the love of FUCK please STOP engaging with these derailment trolls! You know the exact psychotic answer you're gonna get from this question...

they have some kinda shitty deepfakes of him on

mrdeepf akes.co m/celeb rities/no ah-schn app

>>491110
Yes. Pedos and murderer and terrorist don’t deserve to live.

It’s not white peoples ideal. Really it’s basic humanity. Don’t expect humanity to give back to you when you ignore it in the first place.

A lot of Muslim and Arabs are barbaric and non humane.

This is just karma really. Palestine has been stoning gays since the eons of time and now they’re getting bombed. I’m supposed to feel sorry about that?

>>491137
*Palestine has been stoning gays and throwing them off rooftops

>>491143 That's very clearly not Noah

>>491137

Donald Trump and Greg Abbott pardoned murderers. Tons of MAGAts are pedos. Trump filled the courts with anti-gay justices

>>491137 pick a side lol. Describing zionists in one line and spewing islamophobic libel in the other.
Giving major never left my mother's basement vibes.

>>491173 obviously. Norah keeps her pits unhygienic like the other scums subscribing to this filthy ideology. Look!

>>491201

never understood guys that hate armpit hair... it's so hot. Probably just insecure in your own manhood that you can't grow any

>>491201 not shaving doesn't mean unhygienic retard.

>>491204

That guy is still trolling? Shit was old two years ago

>>491110 there are many Palestinians who are white like ahed tamimi. Islam is a sick ideology. If you support them so much fly to Gaza/Yemen/Iran and try and live there.

>>491204 the unhygienic lifestyle among americans became popular during the Vietnam war when Americans lost disgracefully to the uncivilised Vietnamese. Fearing capture and torture American soldiers started growing their bushes. Many of them committed suicide by sniffing them instead of getting captured.
After the war, americans had to make a hard choice between beautification and basic needs like medication and food. As most of their tax dollars are used to support zionist terrorists abroad, americans have no healthcare and had to use trimmer money to buy life saving medication.
Politicians added fluorine in their water and brainwashed them into thinking this is normal and that's how you end up with the unhygienic demographic.

>>491207 it literally does, bumbi. Microbes grip onto hair which also holds sweat which the microbes eat and poop stank.

>>491224 why not fly zionists to Asswitch bakery and other places across the world where they come from and let Palestinians live on their own lands? Palestinians are not from Yemen/Iran, they are from Palestine.

>>491226 it has been scientifically proved that body hair is more hygienic than a fully shaved body. Look it up.
Truth is if you clean yourself like a regular person does, the question is mostly an aesthetic one. So the time you dedicate to trolling with this non-sense clearly indicates a mental health problem.
Get help and please, shut up.

>>491239 it literally isn't. Humans lost most of the hair because it was advantageous. As the other person said, hair holds sweat and bacteria. Without hair, the sweat would drip, spread out and dry faster. Skin is usually antibacterial, hair is not.

>>491335 stop pretending to be more than one person.

i would fuck the zionism out of him.

>>491386 leak his dick for palestine!!!

>>491227 why not fly palestines to a dearborn kebab stand and other places across the world where they come from and let Jews live on their own lands? Jews are not from Ecuador/Estonia, they are from Judea.

>>491413 yes, Ivanka Trump is from Judea.

>>491352 okay now that spooked me out. I was flying United last week and the people at the check in told me, "ma'am, stop pretending to be one person, you need to pay for two seats". Sharronda, this you girl?

He’s definitely gotta be sending nudes to guys left and right

>>493240 idk i think if he was, with how infamous and mocked by the online community he's become after the whole "zionism is sexy" thing, if he was sending nudes, they'd be getting leaked.
chances are he's just hooking up with dudes on campus

>>493243 also because like all zionists he has a micropenis and he would be made fun of.

He's such a cock hungry bottom

>>499802 what are they blending? Palestinian babies?

How has no one here gotten him on the apps yet? Aren't some of y'all as racist as he is? Use that common ground for us, please.

>>499967 I love this comment.