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LOL "daddy." Dude is BROKE, still drives his beater with out of state plates, his apartment is just as bad...

>>458175 And he is JUICED. Bet his testicles are tiny. His hairline not looking too good from the juice either

Also sounds like a queen when he talks; has the hottest and nicest boyfriend in weho and it really makes no sense. Lives like a barnyard animal and is so gross. Truly no appeal what so ever.

the shots about his car and apartment are so petty. they both have rich parents so they’ll be fine.

neither of them are nice—like, at all—they’re just great at faking it, especially the boyfriend.

>>458387 the tea is extra hot today

You need to get your eyes check if you think the bf the hottest around. His body is nice but that face is below average

so based on the people in his tagged photos that he travels around with... i'm guessing that his occupation is an escort?

>>458418
he has a real job. so he says. he posts gym pics at 2PM though.

>>458387 Garett is from some trash town in Florida so not sure where you’re getting your info. George info is right though.

Ew! Disgusting!!!

they both need to calm down with the steroids. their bodies look stupid right now.

>>458799 yes they can spend that money on waxing strips instead.

So he came out as full MAGA, was involved in a deadly car accident that killed an 83 year old lady, and then days later was seen snorting white powder in the streets. What a fucking mess LOL. Both his and his BF George’s socials are set to private now, I wonder why

>>499055 this is by far my favorite photo in the article though. Not them outing him as having a huge bald spot on the back of his head in a photo of the aftermath of the car crash. No wonder he always wears a hat LOL

>>458145
Why these basic ass gays always skip leg day like boomers? Straight millennial and younger men always do leg day at the gym, and their ass always looks so hot compared to gay guys.

>>499055 I don’t think steroids are allowed in prison. What’s he going to do? How will he survive without the juice?

>>499086 they have juice in prison. LOVE JUICE. It is administered straight from the rod in your cunt!

Omg it gets even fucking wilder. Police went to arrest him for the accident that killed the old woman, and they found that he was hospitalized after falling off his scooter. He apparently has been in a coma since October??

>>501746 Um this is crazy a coma??? Do people usually get out of those? And holy shit that's some sweet karma falling into a coma in a motorcycle accident after you just killed an old lady in a car accident.

What happens to someone’s muscles while they’re in a coma? Are they making sure he’s still getting the juice while he’s out cold?

So sad, he doesn't even know Trump won. He was gonna get pardoned by Trump for first degree partying too hard anyway.

Thoughts and prayers for his abs.

>>501746 Okay serious question though: isn't almost two months a long time to be spending in a coma? Do we think he's gonna make it out alive? Any updates on his condition?

>>499055my god. I swear I just gotta trust my intuition and my instinct more. I don’t live in the US but been following this guy for years just cos he’s super hot at the time. Thought he was a POS and look! Years later he really turned out to be a garbage of a human just like I thought.

>>501746 Are we sure he's even in a coma? Isn't his family rich? Couldn't he just be using this "coma" as a way to evade the cops/justice system? He could be out of the country right now for all we know.

I think his bf George broke up with him before the coma too. His IG is now private but someone on lp$g posted some of his stories where he was posting memories of Garrett.

>>501752
>>501804
I think it’s around 30% chance you can come out if a coma, but if it’s more than 6 months the outcome is low.
>>501757
They atrophy so he going to lose a lot of muscle mass.

>>501825 Honestly I was thinking the same, what if he’s just faking it and is on the run in South America or Europe? Wish we could get a status update on him.

So he’s either gonna not make it out of his coma or spend years in jail if he does. Either way I don’t think he’s gonna be taking nudes any time soon. I wonder if his previous nudes are ever gonna see the light of day.

Any updates on his condition? Is he still in a coma?

Yea what's the tea

>>502877 he was never in coma. He got AIDS and was undergoing stem cell therapy.

>>502877 He made it out of the coma and was charged with murder. Really curious what he looks like nowadays. Did he lose all his muscle in the coma?

>>503195 Lol I'm also curious about what he looks like right now. I googled the booking number but I couldn't find any mugshot. Can someone find his mugshot please?

>>503204 I tried to get a snap but the pastor got pissed and had me escorted.

>>503204 oh man someone find the mugshot please, I need to know how much of a hot mess he looks like. We're about to find out if he really is "wealthy" and can afford to pay a $2 million bail. Unless some sugar daddy is willing to pay it off for him?

>>503256 I looked up his inmate info on the LA County sheriff’s department website and he doesn’t have a mugshot. I think California passed a law recently that makes it harder to find mugshots, so that could be why?

>>503292 yes because Cade Maddox's mugshots got leaked everywhere so he had his congressman AIPAC patron pass this law.

A great example of how to fuck up your life. Garett travels no more.

Um wow wtf? www.dailymail.co(dot)uk/news/article-14271277/amp/garrett-bruno-influencer-murder-trial-esther-abouab.html

“A travel influencer accused of murdering an elderly woman cannot be photographed at his court hearings because he was horrifically-injured in a scooter accident.”

“He is now suffering from brain damage and cannot stand up unaided.”

“Judge Keith Schwartz ruled that because the injury was not sustained during the crash that killed Esther Abouab, 83, Bruno cannot be photographed during his court appearances for the sake of his privacy.”

Fuck that release the court photographs, we want to know what Garrett looks like now.

everything aside though, does anyone have his dick pics? curious what he will be working with in jail

>>503625 in his defense he was already suffering from brain damage before the scooter accident

Well what a shocking end to this drama (no wait, I’m not surprised at all). Good riddance, gonna miss those abs though.

People are releasing his stuff now on his lp$g thread. So far this pic and two videos have been shared. Hopefully more will get leaked, at least he’ll be leaving this legacy

>>505679

thanks for sharing, but she was a bttm all this time smh... 🤢🤦🏿‍♂️

>>505681 … you are aware of the concept of versatile men, are you?

i thought we all knew he was a bottom already

Where is the vid of him getting passed around

And ofc lp$g locks his thread as soon as people are starting to share his content. Seriously fuck that site and its moderation.

>>505720 shameful. Just imagine the tragedy of his mother. She must have been so happy the day he was born thinking she had a son. Now this failed at manhood looser is gonna end his family line.

Can people please share his pics and vids here now that the overlord mods at lp$g locked his thread? He apparently has multiple sex vids out there.

>>506038 lp$g users are so annoying, they link this place as the source and get threads banned all the time

Anymore nudes? fu*k vids?