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>>496803 He and his ‘roommate’ Alex are both fucking hot. And both of them have OF accounts that are total scams according to lp$g.

They’ve been joking that they’re only roommates on social media for years, but they’re definitely fucking and/or dating.

>>496826 He’s so thirsty for Alex it’s so cute. Who’s topping who though?

>>496827 like same tho. I'm so weak for a man with a nice muscular back

>>496826 Their relationship confuses me. I thought it was obvious they were dating but then some curly-haired twink moved in with them. Is he their third? Is it just an orgy all the time at their apt? So many questions

>>496826 Both of them got added to the DNP list on lp$g. Wonder if that means there's stuff out there...

He has no personality and major phimosis so the content is not that great, unless you like performative grunting and not a lot of head action.

>>496882 I'm almost scared to ask but... phimosis?

But also, does he have nudes and fuck vids out there?

>>496826 I would pay good money to watch videos of these two fucking.

People say they had a faceless fuck account for a while.

He’s gonna have this thread deleted soon

I would let Alex do unspeakable things to me

Goddamn that is a man.

>>497008 a beauty for sure

>>497003 and where was this faceless fuck account? Does anyone have the @ so we know what to google at least?

Lmao I just learned that Jonah and Alex are the two guys randomly kissing in Katy Perry’s music video for Woman’s World.

>>496988 I feel like they must have really hot, passionate sex. Maybe one day the sex vids will come out.

>>497137 it already DID come out. They had OF 1.0 (covid era) that was far hotter than the current one. It’s called Calebmateo. And there’s one vid where Jonah was fucking Alex in missionary you could see Alex’s chest tattoo. It was HAAAAWWWWTTTT!

>>497153 omfg thanks for the tip, it looks like they did have a OF under the name @calebmateoxxx, but everything seems to have been removed. I found this cached pic of the Twitter account and it certainly looks like their bodies, and also there were a ton of references to their sex videos on Twitter. Unfortunately all the videos are gone :(

Fuck though, this means the videos are out there. I’m praying that someone shares them…

>>497155 just found someone posting this on X though, think it could be Jonah fucking Alex?

>>497155 the more I compare their bodies, the more I’m skeptical that it’s them though. Alex’s tattoo is close enough to the center of his chest that it should show up in this pic, but it doesn’t. And the moles don’t seem to match either. Idk it’s not adding up.

>>497153 Yea I’m not sure calebmateo is them. I’d love to be proven wrong if someone shares the video where you can supposedly see Alex’s chest tatto though.

>>497189

>>497211 HOLY FUCK. Wow thank you for sharing! I stand corrected, that is definitely them. Jesus I was not expecting them to have actual fuck videos out. And Alex is the bottom? Wasn’t expecting that

Did you happen to save any of the videos?? I would love you forever if you shared. Please omg

>>497211 That's fucking hot that Alex is the bottom in their relationship. Fuck I'm desperate for the videos now, I can't believe I missed their OF/Twitter era

I wish I followed for more than a month. I wanted to buy more PPV

drop the video pls

nope

>>497219
Are fags really still using that faggy era bullshit

>>497250
This is fucking hot lol. His cock looks so juicy and suckable.

Anyway that beard is saving his ass coz wat is this 💀？

Fuckkk thank you for sharing these! You are the greatest 🫶

thanks for sharing, we need moree

>>497254
I forgot to add he has like no lips. The bit that he has is thin, dry, crusty, and pasty lol. It looks like an elderly person’s lips lol. Particularly those with dentures but without their dentures on. Get what I’m saying 💀. That’s what his lips look like to me.

The beard definitely takes the focus off his crusty pasty slit lips 💀. Also, I’m convinced he got some fillers (lips filler) along with the beard.

>>497254 THAT'S HIM?!?! 🤯

Alex’s moans while getting fucked are so hot. Man I hope there’s more out there 🙏

>>497254 he's very handsome.

You're a jealous hater lol

>>497334
🥴

Wow thank you for sharing all these vids! If you have any more, we would all appreciate you sharing with the class :)

>>497301
Thin lips on guys are hot. Idk why but they look manlier to me.

>>497591 than you guys for videos

we need more

>>497591
Do you seriously find that picture “hot”?
You can find old pictures of him with thin crusty lips. They look just as bad.

Personally I don’t find thin lips attractive. It works on some people and only at a certain age. People with thin lips look aged much faster than people with bigger lips. It does look more “manly” but it also expires very quickly.

The reason is what was already said. Thin lips people look prematurely like an elderly. You would start to notice it mid twenties and up.

It’s similar with people with more fat on their face. They might not look great as a teenager or young adult but they will thank their fat face later in life as it keeps them looking younger.

The people with hollow cheeks look good now but later they will look much worse.

>>498104 Unbelievable that you have taken all this time to justify what ultimately boils down to personal taste.

Fuck thank you to whoever posted the videos! I never thought we’d get to see Jonah naked again much less fucking Alex! Hope there’s more out there of Jonah. Also are yall really that blind saying Alex was the top in their relationship? lmao

need more andre get fucked

>>500466 Nothing new?

wow these guys are hot