Camwhores

Me from the front

Legs are a bit messed up with bruising. Top half of body looks weirdly short compared to rest, I never noticed O.o

Oh and face is horrifically tired and blotchy, it's 5am almost shh~

Hello, body from the side.

So I don't stand up straight, and this doesn't help my appearance clearly.

This is one of my concerns, not so obvious in these photos but my upper torso is quite skinny/ribby. Stomach/tummy area has a bit of flab.

These are things I've wished to address for a couple of years or so but... well, I'm lazy.

Was quite pleased when I saw this one. I mustered up something bordering on smiling for a change, not at all something usual for photos of me. Look almost slightly built haha. I'm not AT ALL. It's sorta the angle/posture I was at I guess.

............

I should point out that I'm not (or at least don't consider myself) gay/bi/similar (to my knowledge this site is essentially for persons such way inclined)
So why the FUCK am I posting? Was just hoping for opinions from anon, and this was the best place I was aware of that came to mind. Hopefully since I found the balls to post here some of you will be as kind as to give opinions and/or advice.

Cheers mg.

>>8724
Also didn't find anything more general or applicable than "camwhores"
Excuse me.

Off sleeps now as mad tired.
Don't rage too hard at me :|

I'd love to see u full body like that first pic without the boxer (soft) hoooot :D

How'd I miss this? Pretty fly for a straight guy :3
Really, I don't have any suggestions, although I know some people would suggest you get a haircut, but I happen to like your hair.
Btw how tall are you?

I would do you. And I'm not a conformist

first of all, take off those awfull socks and BURN 'EM
then SHAVE those legs
and last: MORE PICS!

also, feet please

Now then.
Seems I got some responses :D
Hmmm, dropping some more.

CLOTHED FIRST. Because I went out and bought myself some nice shit and probably the best I've ever looked out and about.

OMAI. I couldn't help but laugh while taking these haha

Some errrr, assorted ones here. I don't know.
< Was playing around arranging them here due to BOREDOM.
Should probably sleep in fact given that it's 0415

Too shy to post penis shots lulz. Maybe >_>
TBH mostly because my body shape looks weird as fuck in them. :(
Depends.

>>8976
Partially fulfilling feet request :P

Also I'm not sure on my height and couldn't find anything to measure, but I'm quite sure just a little over 6'

Monkeyhat.

Well, aren't you delicious in your fancy shirt, and your fancy tie, and your monkey hat :)
I'm not a footfag, but I still love the leg behind shoulder look. Now if the photo didn't end where it ended... :3
And you don't need to worry about your body shape. Your body is just fine and that's unlikely to change just because you get naked.
In other words, penis pics NAO.
...Please? :3

I still think you should do the soft frontal i said before... you're still sexy ;)

Fuck. Seeing my body from a third-person perspective; it's weird as fuck. it looks like.. Just weird. What is wrong here?
My legs look like too long for my torso and... I don't know, just weird. I need to tone this shit up :/

I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU. I DON'T CARE FOR POSTING THIS AT ALL >_>

Haha look at my small penis. Brilliant.
I consider it at least adequate when erect however. From the ONE person I've slept with they didn't believe I was a virgin so that's a mitigating factor.

My kind of man. Show us your butt dude

Yayyy... i checked back here just to see if you would have taken it... and you did!

you're sexy, and your penis isn't small... i'd say it's about average (i do like small dicks though.. love seeing them small and soft) but yours isn't small...

Moooorrrre! :D
(full bods are always the best)

Yay nudes! Damn, you're too cute!

>I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU. I DON'T CARE FOR POSTING THIS AT ALL >_>

You, sir, are a hero, and a true testament to the spirit of camwhoring.
Tbh I don't think there's anything wrong with your body, I find it attractive as it is. You don't need to look like a gym bunny to be sexy.
Also, your body shape looks weird because you are used to looking at it in a mirror, from eye height, while the camera is at around waist height plus it has a fairly prominent barrel distortion. It's bound to screw with your perception. You should do some nudes with the camera placed at eye level, or do a "draw me like one of your French girls" pose and compare (and post them... for science).

Also, second on the butt request.

Your body is acceptable. Your penis won't get any complaints, especially since you're straight and women don't really like gigantic cocks as porn suggests. Your face is not ugly even though you make sort of awkward uncomfortable faces at your camera that imply you're not entirely secure in taking these kinds of pictures.

That's all fine.

But get a haircut, because no offense, but you're too old for that hair. Don't take it too hard, because I'm older than I think you are, but you come across as a guy who is probably around 23 but wishes he could still be a teenager.

i might of just had a wank over you... lol
we need more you sexy s.o.b! xx

Your body looks fine, as does your penis. Your penis also doesn't look small. Not that it matters, anyway.

>>9135 >>9140 >>9137
Haha perhaps butt later then.. Perhaps.. for science. (I'm really lazy.)
And thank yous for compliments, this pleases me :3
>>9144

>awkward uncomfortable faces at your camera that imply you're not entirely secure in taking these kinds of pictures.

Exactly this, I suppose with practice I'll get more comfortable ;D
Thank you for your honest thoughts. Kind of gutting for me though as I never really lived out my teenage years as such, only really just starting to socialise more now.. gradually. So yes I wish I could/was. Just recently turned 22 for reference.
But if you could see pictures of my hair back when (think Ramones)... You probably wouldn't be contesting it as it is now :P

>>9145
This is unusual for me then but I'll take it as a compliment haha~ ^^"

>>9146
Thhanks for your assurances :p

>>9144

This (in terms of the hair.)

post more nudes!

Where did you goooo?

>>9434
Sorry guyyyy, I'll probably post something up soon (soon enough ;) I just spend a lot of my time tired/lethargic and/or down. I haven't abandoned ship! I know how annoying it is when OP disappears >.<

Come back already... i live for you... haha well i just want to see more full body frontals ;)

Probably pointless, but just saying, I'm still hoping you'd come back and post your butt. Or anything, I'd do with an elbow, just come back. Please?

Still sorting myself out since i cba with life. Then i can start sorting my body out. Speaking of which I have a laughably futile amount of chest hair which needs removing before any more body shots might happen. As such, delivering elbow for now ;D

>>10186

Mighty fine elbow!

>>10188 this board really needs an intercontinental tander v farmer boy type thing going on - you know it makes sense :-) (k, i need that type of thing too but that's a different story).

Haha, thanks, I got exactly what I asked for... You should do it anyway, a little chest hair never hurt anybody.

>>10221

I would willingly take pics with Tander but sadly the Atlantic separates us, unless someone would care to donate a first class return to Pennsylvania ;)

>>10226 maybe one day - we like you both anyway, scrummy ones :-)

>>10221
You know, funnily enough, I myself wouldn't mind seeing a Farmer Boy/Loverboy thing happen, but I might be biased...

An actual Farmer/Tander meeting... I'm not sure my penis could even handle such an overload.

>>8721
hey, any new pics?

Beautiful :-)

Sthoooooo, too lazy to read other comments if this was mentioned already, but you look pretty fuckable. Just please, if you can, move on from the 2006 myspace emo/scene/hxc era straightened hairstyle. It's the only turn off for me.